i lived in/around vegas for 25 years, gambled exactly one roll of quarters on my 21st birthday. i just couldn't see giving my drug money away. the odds are in your favor if you just don't. having said that, my aunt on a visit hit a royal flush ON A PENNY MACHINE. she did have max pennies in, bought us a nice steak dinner & that was about all of her winnings.
i wonder if penny machines still exist in vegas. this was early 90s and they were a very uncommon novelty then. there's no $ reason for casinos to have them, they'd be losing money on the space that could house quarter/dollar machines.
who has an enormous jar of pennies? i do, wouldn't a penny poker machine be a fun way deal with the days pocket pennies? even if you're just paying or robbing yourself.
fuck y'all. go get stoned or something. much love, moe