The Geography of Use — A Field Map

[Chip (OP)]

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The Geography of Use — A Field Map

A living document. Additions welcome.


The State of Euphoria

Crystal Heights
The primary destination. Express service available, approximately 20 minutes to arrive. Return journey scenic and unhurried — allow at least a day. Population: enthusiastic.

Tweakerville
Capital city of Crystal Heights. You know the one.

Dexter
Quieter district on the far side of the mountain from Crystal Heights. Oral ROA, scripts filled, functional infrastructure. Same state, different neighbourhood. The mountain crossing is real effort but some make it.

Fedrin and Racemic
Outer suburbs. Lower elevation, less reliable ride. Some people never leave.


The State of Methlessness

Soberia
Capital and primary residence. Good food, reliable sleep, days have names here. The food tastes better. Population: recovering well.


Unincorporated Territories

Downer
Unfashionable outer suburb nobody visits by choice. Benzo and antipsychotic country. Mostly involuntary residents. Short stays recommended.

Bunkum
Where conspiracy theories live and evidence is always just out of reach. Poor infrastructure. High population turnover.

Fakesville
Twin city of Bunkum. Alternate versions of events published daily. Avoid.


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# 🗺️ The Geography of Use — A Field Map

*A living document. Additions welcome.*

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## 🏔️ The State of Euphoria

**Crystal Heights**
The primary destination. Express service available, approximately 20 minutes to arrive. Return journey scenic and unhurried — allow at least a day. *Population: enthusiastic.*

**Tweakerville**
Capital city of Crystal Heights. You know the one.

**Dexter**
Quieter district on the far side of the mountain from Crystal Heights. Oral ROA, scripts filled, functional infrastructure. Same state, different neighbourhood. The mountain crossing is real effort but some make it.

**Fedrin and Racemic**
Outer suburbs. Lower elevation, less reliable ride. Some people never leave.

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## 🏡 The State of Methlessness

**Soberia**
Capital and primary residence. Good food, reliable sleep, days have names here. The food tastes better. *Population: recovering well.*

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## 🚧 Unincorporated Territories

**Downer**
Unfashionable outer suburb nobody visits by choice. Benzo and antipsychotic country. Mostly involuntary residents. Short stays recommended.

**Bunkum**
Where conspiracy theories live and evidence is always just out of reach. Poor infrastructure. High population turnover.

**Fakesville**
Twin city of Bunkum. Alternate versions of events published daily. Avoid.