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A God joke by yours truly 😆
« on: December 15, 2024, 09:23:24 AM »
I'm an atheist yet heaven was missing god and 5 of his cool DJs.

I saw him drop one of his "(God')speed" analogs: a 'white dove' (3,4-ADAM, he called it) at my ➡️ house, music by DJ Peter Macnamara, DJ Baby Bear, DJ Rob Davis, DJ Mark Alsop MA15+, with DJ Paul Goodyear spinning 'Sylvester James Jr's "Take Me to Heaven", the closing track.

Jesus ! Whilst getting (in) his Mitsubishi or White Dove, I asked him if he believed in God (I'm a cheeky c*nt), to which he retorted: "Good Heavens, no, don't be stupid, I believe in myself" 😆, funny guy ... lol.

DISCLAIMER: This is only intended to invoke a smile -- I may be a devout asexual atheist but I also deeply appreciate theology.

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