So FML

[Anti-hero (OP)]

So anyone on this board who knows me
Knows that I am currently trying to start a
Business

Well the insurance companies
Want a fucking hair test
Been searching the interwebz
For solutions
The only thing I can find
Is some fucking random science or Shampoos
And from the research I've done
They are hit and miss
There is no option of failing this.
It goes on a DAC report and that's like a credit report
That stays on file for 3 years
Any info/ solution besides shaving all my hair off.

I am thinking that the only option is going to a med detox
Shaving me and DODs (her i kinda dont mind,but I do like a runner on my hard wood floors)hair off
Waiting 120 days and then rolling the Dice.

Also a little info hear for anyone who
Works in a job that requires a heavy insurance
As of December 2017
Samsha is going to except  these a test results.
So your own company might switch to them.
Gone maybe the days of just passing UAs

That brings another question to my mind
Does anyone know your local DA, Police,  Judge, mayor
Drug testing policy
In bfm it is nothing
So my life I have no right to privacy
But the people who enforce these rules
Different fucking story all together

[Esoteric Anhydride]

Wow dude that's way fucked up. This WOD shit is getting out of control.

AFAIK there isn't any way to beat a hair screen outside of a razor. Shit is beyond fucked up

[LadyKalma]

Seems like that would be the easier test to beat, just shave yalls hairs off, right? Vanity may make you not want to do that, but id rather have to regrow hair than not be able to start a business. Plus, supposedly people's hair grows faster when they aren't on opiates, so who knows, maybe itll grow back faster than you think. I personally don't believe that, but people have said it to me.

[Opi-ette]

I wonder if hair dye would damage it enough to beat the test?

If you do go with the shaving, I would tell them you have alopecia.
I wonder if eyebrows have that pulp like head hair does?

Human hair wig maybe? I dunno, just spit balling ideas (even if they sound stupid). Sorry you're having to deal with this.

[dizzle]

Seems like that would be the easier test to beat, just shave yalls hairs off, right? Vanity may make you not want to do that, but id rather have to regrow hair than not be able to start a business. Plus, supposedly people's hair grows faster when they aren't on opiates, so who knows, maybe itll grow back faster than you think. I personally don't believe that, but people have said it to me.

bad advice here.


Shaving isn't the answer. if you walk in there with no hair they'll just fail you.


Also, someone told me once, they WILL find a hair. Think, eyebrows, nose hair, etc. They'll find one.




I have read that you can strip the hair, like, chemically. I don't know if that will work but that's what I've read.

[Esoteric Anhydride]

Full body shave, full body Nair, then wait a month or two?

I think hair grows about half an inch per month, so after 2mos. you should have plenty of little hairs to choose from..

[GreenSpades]

Pretty sure there is also an 1/8th of hair under your scalp that is "growing" out. So you'd need to get clean, shave head, wait two months, trim some off just to be sure.

Or shave head then grow 1/4" maybe to be safe and then shave that and then grow the real haircut you're going with.

 Good luck, can you be on maintenance? Like if you get a legit suboxone script and that's all thats in your hair you're good right?

[Anti-hero (OP)]

From what I understand or have read
Is it's in the shaft
Dizzle your right no hair is a automatic fail they will take it
Off your arm
So I guess it's detox wait 110 days after detox
Get like a inch cut off
You can buy createen and that makes your hair grow faster
I'm looking at self-insurance
750k yea right that's not gonna happen
The season is winding down for tours anyway
So if we can do this but Dec
We can start booking gigs then
I just got alot of money tied up in this now

[Esoteric Anhydride]

There are lots of things you can eat that make your hair grow. Anything with gelatin in it, like... Jello. I sometimes go through periods where I'll drink a lot of soy-protein, like Odwalla "Super Protein" and my hair and nails grow like mad when I do that. Same with like other like powdered protein drinks, the kind of shit you mix into milk, instant breakfast style protein supplements. All of that stuff works really well.

[Indy]

I feel bad replying without any useful advice for the OP, but...

On the topic, I swear PST makes my hair and nails grow faster. I remember someone back on the phile said the same thing, and of course it could be imagination but there are a lot of vitamins and minerals and fatty acids etc in poppy seeds... Most of them you don't get from PST because they're either not water soluble or they're INSIDE the seeds, but I could believe that something or other washes off and helps hair and nails grow. Who knows.

Anyways, maybe I'm just  a quitter, but if it were me, I would be looking into other career options. Hair test... Fucking ridiculous that it's a requirement for starting your own business.

[Thoms]

If I read right it's for the liability insurance Indy.

Best of luck hero. I'm sure shit will work out for you man. I hope life is going Good bro

[Snoop]

I was going to mention maybe look into throwing some $$$ into the Legal Mj Trade?

I'm nearly CERTAIN they wouldn't get in a twist over having Liability Ins.

I just wonder if you could hypothetically set up shop in a Mj legal State (CA,WA,CO,etc) and begin a collective from out of State, using locals.

Sorry man, I'm sitting here trying to change up your ideas.... not my intent. I guess I just see ANYONE with a good source of start up capital could make a KILLIN' in the new Vape Cartridges w/ pure CBD, and even a wide variety of flavors of some of the more potent strains.

Hell I just read over an article that stated Colorado accrued over 500 million in taxes from Legal Mj sales.... Cash Money hand over fist.

PS/ Hope you're doing well and still on that good track. Keep it up brother.

[Esoteric Anhydride]

I read somewhere recently that Colorado has more money than they know what to do with, cos MJ, not really so much MMJ anymore, just MJ.

IDK about anyone else, but I don't see this shit slowing down anytime soon.

[Thoms]

It might but only for a short time thanks to that cock sucking AG sessions. I'm sure that any effects he has will only be for a short (in the grand scheme of things) time.

[Esoteric Anhydride]

Ya, you might be right, but I'd be really surprised if they put a stop to such a massive money machine. Sessions is such a crochety old dbag, considering his unbelievable BS as of late, and his obvious honesty problems, I kinda think his career might be over.

We'll see. CO is rolling in money tho, not sure about WA but they can't be far behind. Once the politicians come to grips with just how much money we're talking about, they might have to suck it up.

Again, I guess we'll see..