the i am high on grass thread

[MoeMentim (OP)]

haven't smoked in a week & just scraped my grinders and containers with a guitar pick which works great for that sort of thing.  got two whole bowls full & i'm quite happy right now.  i think the secret to regularly getting high on grass is tolerance breaks.  for me a day makes a difference and four days is cool to get totally stoned on grass again.  unlike every other fun drug it's insanely easy to do. 

it would abuse me to no end if in this thread you use funny old drug terminology like "lid of grass " or "hopped up on goofballs."  perhaps we could make it a funny story, picture, whatever weed related thread?

[MoeMentim (OP)]

to get things started a story about unintentionally getting totally wigged out reefer.  in 1987 at age 17 i made plans to camp with a friend and his at a small "cabin."  like 8 feet by 12 feet, a pond nearby.  my friend was to bring the beer and i the grass.  i couldn't procure any so i did my go-to and went to raid my father's stash (sorry pops).  all that was there was a half full film canister of some brown weed that was totally full of seeds and smelled like earthy carob. i lifted enough for a joint and left disappointed headed to the place. 

my friend could not get any beer and we were both bummed out with only a joint of crummy looking grass.  we got a fire going in the shack's little old cast iron stove and lit the meager joint up.  after a few hits each we knew what was going on & put it out.  "holy shit i'm stoned" is what we both said.

we looked at & said things about the fire in the door-open stove & realized it was getting hot so we went outside which is where i remember things getting weird.  we kept going into and out of the cabin hoping that we'd be able to deal with what was going on better in the other place.  eventually a friend of my buddy who's dad owned the property showed up.  we told him to take two hits of the reefer & put it out.  he did and ten minutes later he too knew what was going on too.

we spent the rest of the night around a campfire each of us running off into the woods as we felt necessary.  i was already well versed in hallucinogens & and assumed at that point that the reefer must have been dosed with something.

the next morning my friend's friend's brother showed up with the beer we were supposed to have the night before.  we sat on the pond bank drinking beers and finishing the roach.  The brother got from the roach what we got the night before.  he owned a small car with problems that he'd left by the pond.  he brought up an idea and went through with it while we other three looked on.  he started up the car & put something on the gas pedal.  the car sat screaming on the bank & he came back to the fire and sat down.  "once that thing kills itself we'll push it into the pond."  Not sure how long it took but we finished the joint, drank our beers and once it ate itself, pushed the car into the water.

perhaps the reefer was laced but knowing what i know now it could have just been the real deal thai stick from years past.  in the nineties i had a connect that had "thai stick" as a mid grade between mex brick & indoor hydro, It looked and smelled the same & came tied up with twine around long wooden sticks.  i'd always go for that thai, liked it especially for joints, was like smoking chocolate but never got anything like the effect that particular night.  i've always wanted to ask my pops what that shit was but he's not down with that subject anymore.

[Mr.pooper]

I've heard PCP used to be put on shitty weed....not as a dominant trade thing. But like the PCP dealers would sell your purchased PCP already "wet" on some buds.

[MoeMentim (OP)]

@ Mr.Pooper - i considered the possibility it was dosed in sherm.  iv'e never knowingly smoked the stuff so i don't have a baseline to judge, certainly could have been though.

[Snout]

I've smoked a love boat full of sherm, and I'd love to smoke a lot more, but my friends won't let me because of my poor behavior when I do. AnywY, it has a distinct, sweet, chemical taste.
    When I was a teenager I smoked weed a few times and thought it was laced, but after having found lots of pcp I know that my teenage self was just really baked.

[Mr.pooper]

FUCK I wanna try PCP. I've heard some people can act out in odd ways while on the substance. @Snout what were your behaviors like on your PCP induced adventure?

I've never seen it anywhere in my drug "career". Yet it's on your typical drug test.

[Snout]

Mr. P, I always thought it odd that PCP was included on the standard "5 panel" test, I wonder if it was included because it could be detected cheaply or easily with the same chemicals already employed. It's not a very common drug.
     My poor wet behavior includes: falling off a ladder and breaking a rib, almost burning my apartment down, falling down concrete steps and cutting my face up, not being able to open my front door with the correct key for about 30 minutes, and just generally being an asshole.
      It is fun stuff though, I love it!

[bignasty]

I've always thought PCP being on 5 panel tests was weird too but I think that's because of how popular PCP was in the 70's when they first developed the UA's. I could be wrong though. It's definitely strange to include it these days as PCP is pretty rare IME. I've only ran across it in DC among the black community.

[MoeMentim (OP)]

pcp is what i suspected the most since that's about all i've heard of weed being laced with.  never tried the stuff myself unless maybe i have...   you know what that means?  MY DAD SMOKED SHERM.  funnier if you knew the relatively uptight 28 year sober guy.  he's ok & all but next  time he gives me any grief i'm gonna be all "shut your mouth, you smoked sherm!"

edit:  also whenever i am all toked up on reefer i find myself so much more amusing.  we can talk about pcp or whatever the fucks we want but does anyone know an endearing obscure term for sherm, i'm sure that slang dictionary website would have one.  i really don't care about that either because i'm high on grass.  i'm out of new ones for weed so i'll use them again in rotation to amuse myself.

[Steppencyde]

my favorite slang for pcp is heemz/ heemys/ heem

[MoeMentim (OP)]

here, have a pic of a weed sasquach.



I'd think that would be more newsworthy than a snowstorm but the reporter basically ignored the creature.

[komoshan]

lol, never heard geting high as "know/knew what was going on". totally gonna start using that.
as far as weed tolerance goes.. since switching to mostly concentrates my tolerance breaks are a few days of smoking spliffs.