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My landlord wants to murder me...
« on: November 11, 2015, 10:35:19 AM »
The other day, when I was completely broke and jonesing bad, I did something kind of dumb. I went out back to the gas grill, where my landlord keeps his weed pipe, and look in there. The pipe was still packed with about half a bowl of some nice sinsemilla.

So I picked it up and hit it twice. Put it back.

Then this morning, the comes at me all mad and is like "why you smoke that weed that was in the pipe?" I feigned ignorance, but he had me by rights.

I'm moving out on Saturday, but he said something very disturbing to me, as he left. "I don't wanna get in trouble por tú siendo picadito con machete" (I don't want to get in trouble for you being chopped up with a machete).

Honestly, I thought it was forgotten stuff in the pipe. He always leaves half burnt bowls out there, and is always surprised when he finds them, so I thought he wouldn't notice. Just two puffs, but still I shouldn't have done it.

But is that worth someone's life?

So, if you don't hear from me for a few days, Carlos Rodriguez (and possible accomplices) did it to me.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2015, 10:58:52 AM »
Oh my gawd--the first thing that popped into my head was that scene from "The Heat" when Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy were squabbling over the suspect. McCarthy's character says something like "yeah I'll shut the door. I'll slam it on your head a couple hundred times".

The suspect says to Bullock (you Zoops)
"Aw, you better run.. Run like you on fire!"

Seriously I hope you're just kidding and aren't actually in danger.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2015, 11:12:09 AM »
Oh my gawd--the first thing that popped into my head was that scene from "The Heat" when Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy were squabbling over the suspect. McCarthy's character says something like "yeah I'll shut the door. I'll slam it on your head a couple hundred times".

The suspect says to Bullock (you Zoops)
"Aw, you better run.. Run like you on fire!"

Seriously I hope you're just kidding and aren't actually in danger.

I seriously hope it was all bravado on his part too. But you can NEVER tell with Salvadorian MS13-affiliated people. They'll smoke you out, ask you if you're good and high,  then chop you up in little pieces with a machete and laugh about it. (then go away for 30 years).

But I don't doubt he would try to do something to me if caught me making him for his stash again. It wasn't even his "stash," more like a discarded half a bowl sitting in the grill in the backyard. Shit, he throws the roaches from blunts out all the time. A little searching by the door to the backyard usually will turn up 1 or 2 fat roaches to smoke...

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2015, 11:21:58 AM »
Eek! Will be watching for your posts. Dang just for two hits??  Wow.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2015, 11:25:47 AM »
Yeah it's like a "respect" thing. He thinks if I am so flippant as to just take two hits off his pipe with weed still in it, then I must think he's a pussy or something. Like "what're you gonna do about it?" But honestly, the way he treats his weed, he'd probably just dump out the remainder from what I smoked before packing a new bowl anyway. So it would have been wasted anyhow.

That's where the over-the-top anger comes from.

But he has one of his buddies over right now and they're playing FIFA soccer on the playstation, prolly high as shit.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2015, 12:26:30 PM »
All I want to know is where are you finding these crazy neighbors?

the last one got drunk and accused you of stealing a hamburger, then went ape shit on you when you took a cig from a pack you went to the store and bought for him. THEN he left TONS of bedbugs in the house.


Now you have a crazy MS13 dude that wants to kill you over taking 2 rips from a bowl that was sitting IN A GRILL IN THE YARD???



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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2015, 01:05:42 PM »
The other day, when I was completely broke and jonesing bad, I did something kind of dumb. I went out back to the gas grill, where my landlord keeps his weed pipe, and look in there. The pipe was still packed with about half a bowl of some nice sinsemilla.

So I picked it up and hit it twice. Put it back.

Then this morning, thuhhe comes at me all mad and is like "why you smoke that weed that was in the pipe?" I feigned ignorance, but he had me by rights.

I'm moving out on Saturday, but he said something very disturbing to me, as he left. "I don't wanna get in trouble por tú siendo picadito con machete" (I don't want to get in trouble for you being chopped up with a machete).

Honestly, I thought it was forgotten stuff in the pipe. He always leaves half burnt bowls out there, and is always surprised when he finds them, so I thought he wouldn't notice. Just two puffs, but still I shouldn't have done it.

But is that worth someone's life?

Life is very cheap in south america. You can lose it over a situation like this. Its not the pot; its the disrespect and the stealing. Fuck zoops you put yourself in the shit. Hopefully he was just trying to scare you. I would try to make restitution.

So, if you don't hear from me for a few days, Carlos Rodriguez (and possible accomplices) did it to me.

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2015, 02:00:08 PM »
A packed pipe hidden in a grill in the backyard is called a "stash."

If some dude I was renting a room to found my stash and smoked it, you damned skippy I'd be pissed off too. It's not your grill nor your yard to be rooting around in, is it? Low blow yo.

You're right Zoops, it was a dumb thing to do, and the right way to remedy it is to apologize and kick the guy down a nug, cos that shit you smoked wasn't yours; regardless of what he does with his roaches. Trying to justify it like that just makes you look worse.

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2015, 02:22:57 PM »
I'd have smoked it too,but I'd also have 'fessed up when asked,explained and apologised.

Might be an idea to move though.

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2015, 03:28:30 PM »
I don't think he's gonna chop you up and turn you into fajitas.  That would be extreme, even for someone concerned with "respect."  That respect crap sounds like stereotypical Latin machismo IMO.  Like you're questioning his manhood or something.  He's most likely just being hyperbolic. 

I do think you should have apologized though.  That is, IF you want to remedy the situation.  Since you're moving soon, you might just want to brush it off and ignore it. 

Will you ever see him again after you move?  Maybe don't leave a forwarding address just to be safe. 

IF you are turned into fajitas, what type of spices would you liked to be seasoned with?  LOL.   ;D   
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2015, 03:39:44 PM »
If this guy is Latino and truly a 'banger.....then I would take it VERY seriously, those guys will 'necklace' you man......Google it, it's a very unpleasant way to go.

You need to try and remedy it as Opus said, but I'd give him a pretty good sized nug, to signify your remorse.

Was it worth that 45 minute buzz? 

You've been to jail/prison, I'm confused as to how you didn't know better.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2015, 04:09:11 PM »
now that I think about it and read chops' and smakydoodle's responses, their right, you should've known better.


get a nug, or pack a bowl and smoke him down, and apologize, tell him you won't do it again and u didn't want to piss him off.


Now that I'm thinking about it, how would YOU feel if the tables were turned? I mean, regardless of the roaches he tosses, if you packed a bowl and were saving it for later, and then some fucker that's renting from you takes it. I gotta agree with the other guys here...

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2015, 04:38:49 PM »
He's probably just mad that you're leaving.  Wasn't he behind 2k on the rent or something? 

I wouldn't sweat it.  He is probably jealous that you are moving to a better situation, and mad that he has to find someone else to pay too much money for your room.

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2015, 05:15:30 PM »
people shouldn't leave temptation around, you took a gamble and stepped over a boundary.

I wouldn't have done it, myself.

all you can do is apologize and move on.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2015, 12:25:12 PM »
Give him a gram or an eight, appolgize, and move on. Zoops your a smart guy, but sometimes you dont act like it.

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