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florida story time
« on: September 25, 2015, 08:37:23 AM »
for you hero1.

oranges, sunshine, disney, illiteracy, pedophiles, methamphetamine, and eating faces while high on bath salts.  florida has everything you could ask for. but wait there's more! 

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/florida-man-reaches-inside-woman-and-disembowels-her-for-uttering-exs-name-during-sex/

disemboweling, doors ripped off hinges, curling iron in orifices,  and a smoke break when it's all done. this story isn't missing anything.  I found this way funnier than I probably should have.  like way funnier. 

share any florida stories you guys have...or from your area.
maybe everywhere else is just as fucked up, prove me right. 
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2015, 12:07:50 PM »
man that story was something....

He was UP TO HIS ELBOWS inside of her (i guess both vajiggy and bum-bum).

I think there had to be more than tequilla in their systems.

shit.  horror show.
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2015, 12:27:20 PM »
I read that story on the latest
Made me sick that poor girl
I bet they throw drugs into the mix some way
If the cops don't his lawyer will
Saying hee was out of his mind
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2015, 01:38:58 PM »
yeah I was thinking there had to be bath salts,  pcp, or meth involved. 
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2015, 01:48:00 PM »
Oh yea mods
This needs to be a sticky

Dude is definitely off his rocker
What is it all that Sun
And lack of a.c
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2015, 01:55:17 PM »
good question....I have no clue what to blame for the downfall of florida. 

I can't stop wondering if the curling iron was turned on when used
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2015, 08:52:25 PM »
i don't get all the meth-induced violence ... i have experienced my own shortcomings with meth but never violence.

tweak is def. a drug with very bad rep, yet i still love it's effects if it's taken after decent breaks.

another conflict of interest.
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2015, 11:03:16 PM »
how long until nancy grace is on fox saying this was caused by MAAARRRIJUAAAANUHHH in her dumb cunt southern accent
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2015, 01:40:31 AM »
Like personal anecdotes or like r/floridaman?

I have FL stories
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Re: florida story time
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2015, 05:18:13 AM »
Personal stories are the best.
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