Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs

[Chip (OP)]

source: http://time.com/4033707/florida-man-texting-narcotics/

Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs

A wrong number led him to "someone who knows all too much about illegal drugs”

Texting a message to the wrong person can get you in trouble, but usually not like this: a Florida man looking to buy drugs accidentally exchanged texts with narcotics official.

Last week, 29-year-old William Lamberson was charged with one count of possession of cocaine with the intent to sell, the Washington Post reports. His run-in with the law begin when he texted a contact about buying some marijuana—only he got in touch with the wrong number.

“It turns out, Lamberson’s misdial connected him to someone who knows all too much about illegal drugs,” the Martin County Sheriff’s office said in a statement. “Unbeknownst to Lamberson, he was mistakenly trying to score with the Captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit.”

During their conversation, the captain asked Lamberson if he had any cocaine to sell, to which Lamberson allegedly answered, “I actually do man. Lol.” They agreed to meet up, but instead of a client, Lamberson collided with narcotics authorities who quickly arrested him.

(Washington Post)

for the video, go to http://time.com/4033707/florida-man-texting-narcotics/

[Daughter of Dionysus]

I read this on The Huffington Post
This a.m.
And laughed my ass off

Man
They got some crazies in Florida
Or just fuckin stoopid
I ain't quite sure

[Morfy]

THink about all those slippery criminals that cops have to get warrants for a wire tap, hours & hours of surveillance, etc..., and then you have this guy.

I'm sure he's telling his cell mates that the fuzz only nabbed him after 2 years of phone taps and his dingbat girlfriend slipped-up once on the phone, and that's how he was caught.

[Chip (OP)]

Morfy Has 230 Reputation Points !!

he can't help it, he's just so hard to dislike.

[Anti-hero]

That's a quinky dink
That the cops number was so close
To the dealer

Me and HeAd
Use to play this game
Where we would read each other
News articles
And we called it
Is it crazy or Florida

Sorry people
From Florida
But you win the award
For trailer park of the
Nation

[Narkotikon]

Why is he trying to deal to an unknown number / unknown person anyway?

I've never dealt drugs, but I sure as hell wouldn't deal to unknown entities if I did. 

I vote the guy is just incredibly stupid. 

[Chip (OP)]

Darwin Award candidate. click on Darwin_Awards^Wiki

[neighbor]

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

anyone interested in state-based humor should check that out.

[Anti-hero]

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

anyone interested in state-based humor should check that out.

Points to you that Shit is funny
I just woke D.o.D laughing
When I read about the tv Xbox cool ranch Doritos
And half a subway sandwich

[Riddick">Riddick]

This is what I call, " fucking up".

[Morfy]

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

anyone interested in state-based humor should check that out.

This site is totally worth spending 30 minutes or more at.  Crazy shit.  A lot like People at Wal Mart site.

Passenger Shaming is another decent site (people behaving badly on jets).

You wonder if in 3000 years, the civilization looking back at us in the early 2000s will be seeing Moon Landing, and other noble efforts, or just sites that show the worst humanity in the 2000s had to offer.

[Daughter of Dionysus]

I often wonder the same thing
Morfy
 The People of Walmart
Is  just unreal...

Lots of amusement
Out there in the interweb



Oh
Btw
Morfy
This chick had 200 rep points
Earlier today
I know you're high above me now
But eat it
Lol
:-)

[sk8phaze]

When i lived in clearwater Florida this wrong number used to hit me up all the time wanting meth. I didn't use speed or know anyone who did at the time.but he was persistent and continued to call and ask for a sac and to serve him numerous times. I had to change my number.

[Morfy]

Oh
Btw
Morfy
This chick had 200 rep points
Earlier today
I know you're high above me now
But eat it
Lol
:-)

Woot woot !  Go Morfy, go Morfy

Just joking, I'm not a Point WHore (or am I>.......)

I WOULD give you rep points, but then you might be higher than me (an unacceptable situation you see--a Catch 22 if you will)

[Daughter of Dionysus]

Oh
Btw
Morfy
This chick had 200 rep points
Earlier today
I know you're high above me now
But eat it
Lol
:-)

Woot woot !  Go Morfy, go Morfy

Just joking, I'm not a Point WHore (or am I>.......)

I WOULD give you rep points, but then you might be higher than me (an unacceptable situation you see--a Catch 22 if you will)

Lol
I forgot where I had posted this
Go Morfy
Go Morfy



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