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Court comedy gold.
« on: July 17, 2016, 03:29:18 PM »
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2016, 04:39:06 PM »
Judge - "You like to fuck boys?"

Man - "Yeah, white boys - with big butts."

Funny as SHIT!

Thanks for posting that. It made me feel a little bit better, as I have reason to be slightly down right now.
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2016, 06:35:30 PM »
I just laughed until I cried when I read that transcript.
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2016, 07:02:31 PM »
Quote from: nick on July 17, 2016, 03:29:18 PM
http://gawker.com/fuckman-ass-judge-and-donkey-dicked-murder-suspect-1782465086

This is the funniest thing I have read in a while, probably all year.

Then again, in a year when Donald Trump could win the Presidency it kind of fits the zeitgeist.


ETA: I guess what makes it so good is it just completely strips  away the pretenses of "justice" and dignity" and "fair trial" in our legal system to show the contempt even the judge has for it.
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2016, 07:04:28 PM »
I was expecting this to be one of Judge Hurley's notorious exchanges, but man was that great.

so when the Judge is asking the defendant to jerk off in court, what part of law school teaches you how to handle these situations?

also pretty brazen of the judge to say he "looks queer".
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2016, 08:41:08 PM »
is this for real ?

It's got to be a joke because surely no court would speak like that, would they ?
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2016, 09:03:11 PM »
More comedy gold from America's courts
http://gawker.com/very-angry-lady-writes-thoroughly-enjoyable-fuck-you-1699843676

When I read that transcript tears rolled down my eyes
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Re: Court comedy gold.
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2016, 09:47:49 AM »
Justin Roiland made a Rick and Morty version of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=DXB988kF3hI
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