The Tweaker's Lexicon — Volume 1

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The Tweaker's Lexicon — Volume 1

A growing compendium of terms, concepts and social slip-ups that require no explanation to those who know, and no explanation to those who don't.

Horizontalism

The refined practice of lying down instead of sleeping whilst stimulated. Not laziness — an art form. The horizontal practitioner remains fully conscious, productive and philosophical whilst appearing to the untrained eye to simply be in bed.

Marzipam
A novel, slightly crunchy benzodiazepine confection developed as a harm reduction bridge between drug dependency and an eating disorder. Formulation: crushed Temazepam (20mg), ground almonds, sucrose and vanilla. Dose is titrated upward using the dextro isomer of sucrose until the patient reaches their personal "sweet spot." An acquired taste. Literally.

Things You Accidentally Say That Scream Drug User — Vol. 1

Ordering at the deli counter in milligrams.
"I'll take 250mg of the leg ham thanks. No, make it 300 — big weekend."

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