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Your significant experiences when "nodding off"
« on: July 11, 2019, 06:39:09 AM »
Mine was a face plant into a cup of coffee in a cafe !

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Re: Your significant experiences when "nodding off"
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2019, 08:13:10 PM »
Gah mine been bad lately with the sleep deprivation. After being up 3-4 days I'll start doing the most stupid shit. The worst is I can fall asleep standing up...I'll usually come too half way between falling to the floor or various other objects and try to run it out and catch myself. Somedays upon  being Nodded out I've smashed into a table of bongs and torches. Broken like 15 bongs nodding out in the past year.

Oh speaking of torches, I've nodded out into one of my dabbing torches above my eyebrow . And twice now onto the hot titanium nail. Currently have like 20 burn marks on my hands combined. I look like some kind of random victom some days lol. I stopped using the e-nail to smoke my drugs because it was allowing me to get too fucked up. That's what was causing most those burns. Having a 800 degree red hot nail around while nodding or in a inebriated state can be tricky. But goddamn could you get High as FUCK. Could Dab a gram of H with a fat crack rock and be rushing hard while I'm lighting my couch or rug on fire for the 10th time.

The most recent "what the fuck" nodding FUCK up.. I was standing with a rather big cup of Gatorade. Like big gulp 7/11 kinda cup. Proceeded to nod out with it in my hands, midway to taking a sip, and dumped the entire cup upside down on to my girlfriends head who was  sitting cross legged on the floor in front of me.

One of the funniest was caught on camera. I'll sleep walk nodding out sometimes. This particular moment of cinamAtic masterpiece starts with me in my kitchen scratching myself perfusely. Eyes closed. Standing at my pantry ,sloppily eating handfuls of cereal. This goes on for a little while with periodic moments of trying to stretch n put my head on the floor. Then proceed to walk to my living room, and throw the remaining handful of cereal in some random direction. Apparently I was done eating it. Then like any gentlemen, pulled out my headless horseman, and started to jerk off right in front of my girlfriend.
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