Chip's "DSM VII Update: METH Related Disorders" (-;

[Chip (OP)]

METH Memory Bypass Disorder.

METH Compromised and Related Gullibility Disorder.

METH Excessive Optimism and Generosity Disorder.

METH Overactive Compromised Placebo Detector.

METH Induced Carpet Surfing.

METH Induced Hoarding.

METH Induced Object Deconstruction Disorder. related to METH Induced Stalled Multiple Concurrent Project Disorder.

METH Induced Crystalline Obsession Disorder.

METH Induced Criminal Conspiracy Disorder.

METH Cutting Agent and Fooling Disorder.

METH Grandiose Planning Disorder.

METH Acquisition Ethics Compromising Disorder.

METH Dental Decay Disorder.

METH Unrealistically High Self Esteem Disorder.

METH Everyone's a Cop Disorder.

METH I Got Ripped Off Yet Again Disorder.

METH What Time of the Week is it ? Disorder.

METH Never Used to Drink - Wish I Just Stuck to Smack Disorder.