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Beating a hair follicle drug test
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:19:56 PM »
A young lady of my acquaintance recently had her baby die at age 3 months and now her POS Ex is trying to sue for custody of her two other children. Somehow in this process she is being called in to take follicle drug test.

She has about two weeks before the test and she last smoked pot about two weeks ago so she will surely test positive.

Has anyone any first hand experience with the shampoo stuff that they sell? I got an idea that they are snake oil but I'd really like to find out some way to help this poor girl out.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2016, 03:29:41 PM »
That shampoo shit is a waste of money because what they test for is drug residues or metabolites inside the hair follicle. You can't wash it off.

Still, though, it's worth a try. Can't hurt, right?

Is a positive result for pot going to ruin her chances of keeping the kids? I mean, shit, anyone with kids will agree that little reefer once in a while could help one to not murder those little buggers.

It's not like she's gonna test for coke, opiates, PCP and meth all at the same time or anything.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2016, 03:34:40 PM »
It's my understanding that she will lose custody if she test's positive.

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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2016, 03:52:09 PM »
that totally sucks.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2016, 03:58:40 PM »
This really does suck!

I wish I had something better to tell you, but I don't know any way to beat a hair follicle drug test.

Here is hoping someone else knows some magic.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2016, 11:37:46 PM »
The only thing that MAY help-is if she dyes her hair-the ammonia in it can throw off a positive.

OR

shave her head.

hope it works out for your friend- ; )
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2016, 12:28:48 AM »
Forget shampoo and get a damn good lawyer.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2016, 01:00:02 AM »
You could also look at ways to make her ex test positive, then there is no "winners".

Hire a femme fatale to burn one with him or slip him something, get a couple of big MFers to hold him down and blow him shotguns. If he tells ain't nobody gonna believe him. Somebody held you down and blew marijuana smoke in your face??? ahh, yeah,, okay dokey.

Use your imagination, look at the big picture, ya know?
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2016, 02:36:57 AM »
Shaving of her head is about the only option.

She doesn't have to shave her eyebrows or get all crazy with it. In fact she doesn't even need to take her hair  down skin tight. They need an inch and half, not from the folicle either. I personally had to do a hair test, and when I went in they said I didn't have enough to test, despite having about an inch of hair on my head, a goatee an inch long, and rather hairy arms and legs. They said nope they need and inch a half, and the diameter of a pencil. Arms, legs, chest, head not long enough. Armpit hair they said was long enough, but they couldn't get a pencil width of it.
They even asked about my pubes, but I groom myself, and when I showed them they said, nope not going to work. But if your au natural they can use your pubes.
They told me stories of dumb fucks who came in looking like cancer patients, eyebrows, everything just gone. Think they're fooling anyone? The testing place is like "huh, you wouldn't be trying to hide anything would ya?"

Fuck that sucks bro. I feel for her, and maybe just offing that fucker would be easier.
Or somehow getting some kiddy porn oh his phone or computer. No way would be get custody with a child porn charge.
Or some sort of blackmail. Surely she's got some dirt on him she could threaten to bring to light.
Just trying to brainstorm for you bro, fucking with someone kids is serious shit, and sometimes you gotta fight fire with arson.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2016, 09:43:34 AM »
Just to through this out there
being a Homo Sapien and all
Kind of mans there is hair ALL OVER our bodies
if you come in shaved it better include your ass, eyebrows
ANY hair can be used, head hairs are just the easiest
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2016, 12:50:06 AM »
Hello Dutch,

I have no answer only some hope. The hair tests ( at least the ones used by Tarrant County )
that they use are very unreliable. I have personally known four people that tested negative after using
heavily up to a week before the test. I am talking about poly drug use.

They all tested negative for any controlled substances. And these were all for custody cases too.

Peace,

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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2016, 01:01:06 PM »
dirtyjerz had some good advice there.


As did 10kites. Figure out a way to fuck him if he's gonna play dirty.



Finally, I'll throw my hat in the ring of "THAT FUCKING SUCKS". I mean, how the hell is this America? I mean, seriously.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2016, 01:37:35 PM »
She could shave her head then get fitted with Indian hair imported from India, thats just a suggestion. Just gotta hope the hair from the donor didn't use drugs in India lol. Good luck.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2016, 12:16:13 PM »
She might be able to ask in a worried way if being around people who were smoking would test positive.  She would have to say that she was not with her kids at the time.  The other option might be to admit to smoking once a month.  Say she had a problem, and was stressed with the death of the newborn baby. She got a sitter and went to talk to one of her girlfriends who smoked a joint with her.  Grief is a hell of an extenuating circumstance.


Modern CPS don't always want to jus take the kid.  They usually think of circumstances in my experience.  There are studies that show that kids do better with their parents even if it isn't in an ideal circumstance than they do by getting put into the system.


I will echo Nick's suggestion too.  Get a lawyer.  You need to know your rights, and you need someone who knows the local players and can advocate on your behalf.


How did the baby die?  If you don't want to say it's totally ok.  I'm a little too nosy sometimes.
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Re: Beating a hair follicle drug test
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2016, 03:50:02 PM »
Thanks for everyone's reply's.

However, since I posted this I found out that she not only has been smoking pot but Meth as well, and more frequently than she mentioned to my GF's daughter, who was the one that asked me to try to find a way to beat the test, who's husband she has also been trying to fuck during the whole time she's been trying to help her  , by babysitting for her, taking her place's, lending her money, Etc.

So really, as of right now I could give a fuck less if they take her children and thrash her through the streets naked. 

Good info though, I may need it myself sometime,

 
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