Ever been high in an inappropriate setting? Post your story here!

[Skykonin (OP)]

Same question the title states! For example, I was  15 and at 3rd plateu of a dxm trip while I was eating dinner with my fam. That night will go down as the weirdest night I've had 

[Griffin]

I wasn't high but I drank a bottle of vodka when I was 16 right before a school dance. I then proceeded to tell my principal when he caught me and was suspending me that I was fucking his wife who was a teacher and that I knew he had a coke smuggling ring going through the library. Neither were true but it's funny to me the shit that came out of my mouth, he was trying to call my parents at the time I gave him my number and when he called my phone started ringing right in front of him. At least he gave me shit for it and told me all the stupid stuff I said. I was already fucked I didn't make it to much worse. I kinda sold out a friend but then again he was bleeding from the face on the ground from trying to do some break dancing. I wouldn't of had anyone to hang out with the 9 days we were suspended.

I also kinda saved both our lives through all this. We had bought concert tickets for a show the next day that we were going to go with a bunch of friends to. Our parents didn't let us go for getting suspended the night before. The guys we were supposed to ride with ended up getting really drunk at the concert and crashing on the way home.

The Driver died almost instantly. He was such an amazing person too. My other friend who was in the front seat had pretty serious injuries. His spleen had to be taken out and he was in the hospital for about a week. He saw David who didn't have his seatbelt on and went through the windshield, into a tree, breaking his neck. He tried to revive him which I can't even begin to understand how traumatizing that had to be for him. They had an open casket for whatever reason and he didn't even look the same it is still hard to think about.

I graduated with less than 100 people and 7 people in my grade died from car accidents before we graduated. 2 were from drunk driving, two were from racing down a road that had huge potholes. They hit one going 100 and the girl who lived was driving lost her arm and the other 2 died. 3 were from driving to fast on the highway going to the lake for spring break. A tire blew out and they were going about 100 and crashed killing everyone but the driver. It sucks how many people I lost before I was 18. fuck cancer and car wrecks... sorry for the off topic rant.

[neighbor]

I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

[theSWPK]

I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

Trees are banned in the Vatican.

I've made it a tradition to nod out real hard every Christmas for the past 5 years in front of the extended family. Haha.

[Z]

I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

Beat me to it.  Have you ever been sober in an appropriate place?

My worst is probably when my mother in law died.  At the funeral.  I nodded off on the casket, which was thankfully closed.  I wasn't the only one either.  To be fucked up that is.  Not to nod off on the casket.  Imagine ten folks all face down on the casket at the same time...  Funerals are rough even when you expect them.

Another is in the bathroom beside where my wife was in labour with our second kid.  Literally the other side if the door from the doctors and all was me cooking up my dope.  I justified it by saying it was a long labour.  24 hours is long when you are addicted to short acting copies.  At least that was my excus3.

[Smacky-Doodle 2.0]

Too many times to mention.....being high at church always fucked with me. Family dinners too, one time I nodded and did a face-plant into the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.

  Staying up for  a few days and trying to step into a Slipknot mosh pit, while it may not be too inappropriate.... was a really bad fucking idea!

[sk8phaze]

I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

Beat me to it.  Have you ever been sober in an appropriate place?

My worst is probably when my mother in law died.  At the funeral.  I nodded off on the casket, which was thankfully closed.  I wasn't the only one either.  To be fucked up that is.  Not to nod off on the casket.  Imagine ten folks all face down on the casket at the same time...  Funerals are rough even when you expect them.

Another is in the bathroom beside where my wife was in labour with our second kid.  Literally the other side if the door from the doctors and all was me cooking up my dope.  I justified it by saying it was a long labour.  24 hours is long when you are addicted to short acting copies.  At least that was my excus3.

Omg Zystl you got me laughing so hard i got tears coming out😂 that is some funny shit right thuRR

[Zoops]

Yeah no shit, are bears Catholic?

Just about every time I'm high, which is pretty damned often, it's in some sort of inappropriate setting.

One occasion comes to mind - Thanksgiving 1991, when a 19-ish-year-old Zoops was first experimenting with methadone. Took only about 30-40mg (don't remember honestly, since it was all one big dose all blurred together). We were at my aunt's house (mom's older sister), happily munching away, when I literally passed out right at the table into my mashed potatoes. Only got a bit of gravy on my nose because in my stupor I still had enough sense to steer my plummeting head away from my plate. I was literally drooling on myself.

Still don't know why that whole incident didn't trigger a full tilt boogie intervention-type scenario being acted out. (love that expression - "full tilt boogie" try to use it in everyday conversation - 'sfun)

After that, and after the customary, "I'm just really tired" excuse, the talk around the table turned to "those good old days back in the 60's when we smoked a lot of grass," my aunt was all like "I used to by a 'nickel lid' and it would last me a week!"

[Zoops]

Yeah, those short-acting copies are a bitch to get over, ain't they?

[Z]

Thanks for pointing out the shitty auto correct on my phone zoops.  I will be sure to invent a new one so it doesn't bother you. 

Its a few times you have done exactly this.  If you have something you want to say to me, then might as well just come out with it.

Or, you could just keep pointing out the spell check changes my phone makes.  I mean, that is pretty serious business, isnt it?  I will watch out for those insidious spelling errors and keep you happy man.

Serious. Business.

[razor girl]

I once snorted NYC ECP bags in the bathroom of the VPs residence AKA the Naval Observatory during an Xmas party there (really quite a place, right next to the Brit Embassy on 3400 Mass. Ave for you non DCers).  I got ripped, all was surreal after that.

[_Enduser]

He saw David who didn't have his seatbelt on and went through the windshield, into a tree, breaking his neck.

This is how my cousin died.....he was 19 and the heavily intoxicated passenger in a car driven by a heavily intoxicated driver.

Alcohol +cars=no fucking joke

I once snorted NYC ECP bags in the bathroom of the VPs residence AKA the Naval Observatory during an Xmas party there (really quite a place, right next to the Brit Embassy on 3400 Mass. Ave for you non DCers).  I got ripped, all was surreal after that.

YOOOOOO Al Gore was in office right?  I know where you're talking about; did you ever used to go to a seasonal antiques market/fundraiser at this house virtually across the street?  This was when Eminem was big right?

[razor girl]

Nah it was when Reagan was Pres and Bush I (not the retard) was VP.  Rents were out of town, we got invited, my brother was Capt. USMC-in uniform of course- and I was snorting heroin in the bathroom.  So it goes.

[Illadelph215]

This isn't really answering your question but you talking about the dxm trip triggered my memory to this embarrassing story. I once decided it was a good idea to drink two bottles and "robotrip" on my second day of an opiate withdrawal. It actually kinda helped and kept my mind off things until I went to go take a piss, (this was my parents house btw). Well if you've done dxm along with many other side effects it effects your balance. I was kinda bending over the toilet holding onto the top to keep enough balance to aim. Well once I figured I was stable enough in my twisted state of mind I attempted to pee....instead my body decided otherwise and I literally shot piss out of my ass ( yes that horrible withdrawal diarrhea). I couldn't stop and by the end there was watery shit all over. Stretching across the pretty flower wallpaper, all over the magazine holder and magazines and drenched the carpet my mother had just purchased. My parents were working but my brother came home and found me trying to clean up my masterpiece obviously doing a horrible job since I was tripping balls and he threw me in the shower and thankfully helped me by cleaning it the best he could. Needless to say I helped my Dad re-do the bathroom that summer.

[monkey business]

Lol, anyone who hasn't in fact gotten high in an inappropriate setting probably doesnt belong on this forum to begin with.