For those in the states, it's time to get back all of the money withheld by our employers. The money that the given government didn't decide to steal, that is...
Typically, it takes about a month to get the refund. One of the more popular tax preparation franchises advertises a "Refund Advance." Supposedly, you get up to $3,000 that same day. What they don't advertise is anything concerning approval criteria or probability.
After I went to an actual storefront and was informed that "everyone gets approved!", I decided to go ahead and pay the $107 dollar fee to have them file my taxes rather than do them on my own, for free. Seeing as I'm hungry homeless, have no income ATM, and it's a frozen fucking tundra in Western MI this time of year, I could really use a few hundred dollars of my return right away.
So, after I sat through two hours of questions and awkward small talk with the "Tax Specialist," I couldn't wait to get the email saying my Advance had been loaded on the prepaid card I was given.
Having no reason to believe I wouldn't get the money today (I mean, I was all but guaranteed I would be approved,) I spent the rest of the day relaxing instead of hustling up some money for dope and a motel room for the night.
Imagine my disappointment, when around 7PM I finally get an email from them informing me that after careful consideration, they regret to inform me that I was denied for the Refund Advance.
So here I sit on the bench in the lobby of a 24hr grocery store, growing sicker by the minute, just waiting for some asshole employee to come and kick me out into the cold for the night. All while being spun by the dope man, who keeps insisting that he's going to bring me a front.
This is partly a warning to others, but mostly it's just me bitching. Hopefully you guys don't get tricked like l did...