Ever been high in an inappropriate setting? Post your story here!

[traplord69]

I used to see a therapist and suboxone doctor once a month and flew off the rails when I got back with my ex girlfriend.  Her dealer friend that she had made while we were broken up pushed serious coke and fronted us a half ounce of blow that he legit chopped off of a brick right in front of us.  Needless to say we were geeeted, alternating between smoking crack and Iv'ing coke and heroin. We stayed up for 3 days straight and my appointment happened to be on that third day.  I was a mess, literally smoking crack the entire ride there and in the parking lot of the doctors office.  My sub doctor piss tested me but luckily didn't supervise patients pissing.  I had a visine bottle filled with clean piss + suboxe that had literally been sitting in my car for 4 plus months and lo and behold it tested clean for everything but subs to my extreme pleasure.  I was really nervous that the bupe would have either degraded or somehow even made me pop for something else after having been sitting for that long non refrigerated, although it was winter for part of the time.  It's crazy to me thinking back on these insane ordeals I would get myself into a few years ago as I'm now stabilized on subs and a very occasional chipper.  Have to really jog my memory to even remember alot of these past situations which these forums/topics help me do, good times. And bad times as well I suppose. 

[makita]

Traplord69 LOL, been there.  I used to stay up for days shooting coke and then go to my weekly methadone pickups with blood all over my shirt, my arms, etc.  And use someone else's clean+methadone piss that sat in the hot car every day for a month until it was cloudy and practically brown, so I could keep doing it. 

But probably the most inappropriate time I was high was in undergrad, in a meeting with one of my teachers that was supposed to be about my final project which was about my drug use.  He hated my attitude and how I wasn't ashamed or desperate to get clean and how that was what the work was about, he was lecturing me about all that under the guise of trying to improve my work...and I straight up nodded off right in the middle of our conversation.  Pretty surprising considering how pissed off at him I was, but it was like one minute I'm fuming the next my eyes are closing. 

He totally clocked me doing it, and was super condescending about it, as if I proved his point or something about what a fuck up I was.  I wasn't even using heroin at that point, I was on the klinik, but I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of thinking I was trying to quit.   

[traplord69]

Hahaha, good stuff

[Daughter of Dionysus]

Yesterday hero and I
Went to get some somas from my Mom
She was soooooo fucked up
She could barely talk

Mom- " Howwmmmany doo yew need?"
Me- like ten or how many ever you took"
Mom- "I reallllly dint takethatmannnny"
Me- ok Ma..."
Hero- "yeah babe you are fucked up"
(He calls most females that it's a southern thang)
Me- "Can we not call my Mother babe, babe?"
Mom- "WhooooBabe"
Hero- "Just have a seat"
Mom- "Where?"
Me " I don't know Ma how bout a chair?"
 Finally she sits down
Counts out my pills
And I notice the look that hero is ready to leave
Yet he continues to indulge her
Finally she admits that she's
"Fuuuuuuuucccckedddddd UP!"

How appropriate is this?