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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2015, 12:25:12 PM »
Give him a gram or an eight, appolgize, and move on. Zoops your a smart guy, but sometimes you dont act like it.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2015, 01:17:00 PM »
Maybe offer him some tea....
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2015, 01:24:47 PM »
^^^That would be something I could do, but I doubt he'd accept - probably be suspicious that I was trying to poison him, and that might not go too well - what if he got sick from it? Then I'd really be in trouble. Dude has zero opiate experience.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2015, 01:29:13 PM »
Your outta there in under 72 hours, just avoid him if at all possible or go get him a gram and a 22 oz Corona lol.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2015, 01:32:09 PM »
If this guy is Latino and truly a 'banger.....then I would take it VERY seriously, those guys will 'necklace' you man......Google it, it's a very unpleasant way to go.

You need to try and remedy it as Opus said, but I'd give him a pretty good sized nug, to signify your remorse.

Was it worth that 45 minute buzz? 

You've been to jail/prison, I'm confused as to how you didn't know better.

Preferred method for El Salvadorian gang bangers is either execution style shot in the back of the head, or  being dismembered with a machete (probably a dull one). Necklacing is more of an African execution method, where they put a tire around your neck, filled with gasoline, and light it on fire.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2015, 02:01:27 PM »
I know it's primarily African, but gangsters from Sao Paolo and other South American unsavories do it too.  It happened in Max Payne 3... ;D

Either way, I'm genuinely concerned here, man...hopefully no machetes OR tires in your near future.

Journalist Tim Lopes was a more notable victim, killed in that fashion (necklacing) by Brazilian drug lords.  There it's called Micro-ondas in reference to a microwave oven.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2015, 02:26:59 PM »
^^^That would be something I could do, but I doubt he'd accept - probably be suspicious that I was trying to poison him, and that might not go too well - what if he got sick from it? Then I'd really be in trouble. Dude has zero opiate experience.

Oh, not THAT kind of tea
The kind of tea mentioned in Z's new thread


I say you just buy him an ounce
call it even
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2015, 03:38:57 PM »
This is just my experience
Being the one on
The other end

I left my (weed) grinder
Which was full
Of weed and resin
Told her not to touch it's
As I was running up the road
For a min
Well she took out
The weed
And cleaned the grinder too
I was pissed as all hell

You REALLY should
Try to make it to him
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2015, 05:02:25 PM »
the right way to remedy it is to apologize and kick the guy down a nug.

It's called "respect."
^^Chops is right on the money.

Just kick the guy a  bud before you split. Tell him you're sorry, thought it was residue, whatever--keep it really simple.
Give him the bud to show there's no hard feelings, we were always cool and I feel bad, blah blah

Showing respect, giving up a token of that respect, and keeping it short and sweet are key.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2015, 08:48:31 PM »
2 hits from a pipe is nothing, but I think it's more about the respect aspect of it.  I'd be upset if someone came on my property and took something of mine regardless of how insignificant.

I doubt he'll chop you up, but I think an apology and some weed if you can spare it would be a nice gesture.  You probably should have just fessed up when he confronted you the first time, but since that opportunity is gone, the next best thing is to fess up now.

Up to you though, you know the guy better than we do and you're moving soon anyway.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2015, 10:56:07 PM »
Well I want to murder your landlord so I guess were even lol
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In the vein...

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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2015, 11:43:02 PM »
Dude is seriously psycho. I mean like bipolar psycho (not trying to offend all our dear bipolar forum members) because tonight when he came home from work he's all smiling and shit, saying, hey Z--- wassup, man? I made some small talk with him in Spanish because he appreciates the effort.

It was just when he came at me all mad and cursing at me in Spanish, my head started spinning and I was trying to figure out what the fuck he was all mad about, thinking in double-time. I was so taken aback that it didn't even occur to me to fess up and apologize. It was like 7am too, so that didn't help me to think too quickly either.

I like the idea of getting him a 22oz Corona. I think I'll go down to 7-11 and buy a couple coronas now, and offer him one. Kicking him down a fat nug would be cool too, but he's my weed connect! So that might be sort of awkward to do - ask him if he can get me a bag, then offering him some of it?

Man, when he's feeling good he's nice as shit, but his mood can change so quickly, that's what's a little bit scary about him. Good case for medical marijuana for him, smoking seems to chill him out immensely and put him in good humor.
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2015, 01:04:13 AM »
Aren't you moving today or soon
Just leave him so note saying just
How much you will smoke him down next time you see him. Lol.

I would just say that it was your bad
And you want to get high was
More then you had common sense at the time.

Otherwise dint the metros stay open all night
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 01:07:48 AM by hero 1 »
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2015, 03:27:13 AM »
A 24oz can of Corona (his favorite) was left in the fridge tonight, after he retired to bed, with a note attached, saying "a little gift for Carlos, so that there aren't any hard feelings between us" (in Spanish).

Hopefully that'll smooth things over a bit.

And I'm moving out TOMORROW (technically, since it's actually after midnight now, Friday).

Yep, things are moving along now.

As long as he doesn't have some crazy murder plan for tonight (later today on Friday), I'm in the clear, if not, I'll fight like hell.

For the record, if he asks me to "go somewhere with him" sometime today or tonight I'm gonna have to respectfully turn him down. It is Friday the 13th, after all!
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2015, 02:44:07 PM »
Are you still alive, Zoops?
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Re: My landlord wants to murder me...
« Reply #29 from previous page: November 23, 2015, 08:02:16 PM »
His last post was on the 16th, so it seems like he made it out of the house at least...
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