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Title: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: dizzle on March 15, 2016, 12:34:56 PM
I got this idea from the ambien thread. Nick posting about the dude on opiophile about the dude trhat shot himself in the foot while on ambien gave me the idea....



So, the one that came to mind was the dude that robbed the gas station and then immediately came on opiophile and made a thread "I just robbed a gas station, what should I do?", lol. I think he went to jail....


Then there's a story I heard in rehab.  dude that ODed in his crib and had two pitbulls. By the time anyone found him, the pits had run out of food and started eating the dude.



also, wasn't there a nutty dude that used to rob washing machines for quarters? In the same building, over and over? Maybe that story will come out...
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: DreamerOnTheRun on March 15, 2016, 02:00:14 PM
Just so happens to be an ambien story as well.  But one of my band friends showed up at my crib tripping balls on God knows how much ambien. Sits down in my room and starts talking to my oscillating fan as if it were his girlfriend.  Okay, that's pretty funny but what floored me was when I came back from taking a leak, he.. And my fan, were gone.  No, he didn't try to fuck the fan BUT, as I run outside (hoping to snatch him as not to drive) he's already ON HIS SCOOTER with MY FAN TIED TO HIS BACK and on his merry way. HAHA, in retrospect I'm just glad he made it home okay.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Illadelph215 on March 15, 2016, 02:15:05 PM
I've been out of "the H game" for a tad bit but I figured I'd share my story of when I last saw one of my best friends before he went to rehab. I was working night shift and he called me at 1am saying he was stuck in Kenso because he ran out of gas and needed help. I couldn't leave work but promised to help him when I got done at 7am. It took me about 20min to get there and he was WDing hard when I found him, luckily he was able to get off the road a bit before his car died of gas exhaustion. He was in such a hurry to fix up that he drove to the city (which he lived 45min away) without his wallet/money and a low tank. Poor kid had to stay in his car all night in the middle of winter in the hood. I ended up filling his tank and buying him a bundle and left, somehow resisted the urge to get any myself and he ended up going to rehab (thank god) as he obviously needed it. Isn't anything to crazy but to this day I still can't believe he put himself in that situation.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: thetalkingasshole on March 15, 2016, 02:55:56 PM


also, wasn't there a nutty dude that used to rob washing machines for quarters? In the same building, over and over? Maybe that story will come out...

p sure that was @Zoops

and that gas station shit was hilarious


my dealer was shot three times, once in the face
over an 8mg dilaudid (the person was supposedly on "bath salts" circa 2010)

as for something I was present for
about two years ago someone tried to set him up
(friend of the would-be stick up boy phoned ahead)
so I pull into the church parking lot, waaaay out in the country,
a good 2-3 miles from any other roads/buildings/people
when i got there the other people were already waiting

he calls me up and tells me to park at the absolute far end,
and that he would serve me after taking care of the other people
(he failed to inform me there was going to be an attempted robbery :/ )

he pulls in to the spot next to them, and rolls down his window
he was busted by a CI a few months back and was having people reach into the carlike he'd have it in the little handle for the inside of the door
kid was just going to deck my dealer in the face (he is a fragile man, lotsa health issues)
and grab whatever he could i assume, as he had no weapon

he gets out the driver side, approaches the dealers car,
and as soon as he was within reach, my dealer grabs him by the collar
takes his .40 and fires three rounds past the side of the kids head/next to his ear
(gunshots are far from unusual in this area, very rural and people shoot on their property)
he then sticks the barrel right in the kids throat and had some exchange of words
kid gets back in his car, and is by the grace of god allowed to leave with his life

i was totally fucking stunned because i thought i had just witnessed a murder
i already had car in reverse and was whipping it around to GTFO
when he yells out to me "WHERE YA GOING!? DONT YOU STILL NEED?"
I had about 5 seconds to figure out what to do
so I parked my car, got out, went over to him, and got my shit,
reaching in the same way the kid had
i can still smell the gunpowder inside the car, and the piece was still on his lap

of course I had to ask WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
so he explained he knew the kid was coming to rob him and wanted to make it known
he was not shy about pulling the trigger on someone trying to get over on him
naturally at that point i was even more freaked out
and asked why the hell would you have me come here if you knew that?
he wanted me to get the message to, and to let the tweaker kids to know

what was so crazy to me was how calm and collected he was,
like he knew EXACTLY how the entire thing would play out

there were a few other times, when i was a little git in highschool
where deals went very very very wrong
i had seen people get shot at, their cars shot at
but seeing him fire 3 shots with the gun practically touching his ear/temple
then stick it in the kids throat
that was a little to real for me
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Griffin on March 15, 2016, 05:02:14 PM
Waiting in a car to get served and the guy he served first was a cop and right after he did the deal with him a ton of cops pulled up out of no where and arrested him before he had a chance to come to our car. I about shit a brick I was glad he didn't make it to us, and it was my friends friends dealer so I didn't know the guy or his dealer, so I wasn't worried about it coming back to me at all since we hadn't scored and I didn't know the people but damn I thought for sure they were coming for us until we casually pulled out like 4 normal dope fiends.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Zoops on March 15, 2016, 05:27:09 PM
No, 'twasn't I who stole quarters out of the washing machines. Might have been someone else who has posted in this thread though. I dunno. Not quite sure about that ;)

The first time I ever scored some crack in DC, Summer 1992 (probably before some o' y'all was even BONE) I was down at the spot with an old Greek dude who was a waiter at the Ft. Meyers Officer's Club restaurant who was a co-worker of mine.

Well, about a block down the street from where we were doin the deal, there was police yellow tape and a cop car and also what looked like a couple cops milling around.

I pointed out this fact to the old lady who was selling the rocks out of a plastic grocery bag, with a little toddler in tow. I was like, "hey be cool - it's some cops down there."

She nonchalantly said, "Doan' worry bout him, he homicide, he doan care nuttin' bout this shit."

I was like "damn, allrighty then."

Man the rocks back then was so damn bee-ig. Got like 1.5g for $50.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: nick on March 15, 2016, 06:46:28 PM
The guy with the gas station robbery was green fox-quite possible the weirdest motherfucker to ever grace opiophile and quite possibly the planet-and he's had some steep competition over the years.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Snout on March 15, 2016, 10:22:03 PM
Just so happens to be an ambien story as well.  But one of my band friends showed up at my crib tripping balls on God knows how much ambien. Sits down in my room and starts talking to my oscillating fan as if it were his girlfriend.  Okay, that's pretty funny but what floored me was when I came back from taking a leak, he.. And my fan, were gone.  No, he didn't try to fuck the fan BUT, as I run outside (hoping to snatch him as not to drive) he's already ON HIS SCOOTER with MY FAN TIED TO HIS BACK and on his merry way. HAHA, in retrospect I'm just glad he made it home okay.


That fan gave the best blow jobs...
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Snoop on March 15, 2016, 10:48:41 PM
I've had a few crazy things happen along the way....

But a few that stand out are.....

The time I was so E bombed that I gave a perfect stranger $100 outside the club and waited about an hour and a half before it had dawned on me that I was robbed friendly style.

The time I was so E bombed that I dropped a tab in the men's room, it rolled into the pisser and I squatted on down and fished it out with zero hesitation in front of a live studio audience.

Once I had a friend who went ahead and made himself hidden by submerging himself in a full jacuzzi and pulled the hood over the top so he could smoke crack with zero interruptions.... Fully clothed.

I've probably shot up who knows what a few times cuz it was *black*a bit gooey*and I'm kicking*anditsinthecarpetwhereIuse*

So so many..... It's hard to remember a lot of em.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Chip on March 15, 2016, 11:26:26 PM
i can only think of another Ambien story: someone i was told about walked off a first floor balcony and broke his leg.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Roman Totale on March 15, 2016, 11:32:34 PM
(Second-floor for the Estadunidenses and possibly Canadians reading, I think..?)
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Thoms on March 16, 2016, 01:13:50 AM

That fan gave the best blow jobs...


That was the best fucking fan I ever had!
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Guts on March 16, 2016, 01:41:52 AM
This story goes back to the world of 18 year old Guts...

Me and a friend wanted to get high... but we had no money. What better thing to do than rob a drug dealer?

I had the car; a 1998 MBA E320 that I worked many long months at home depot for. My friend had the gun; a circa WW2 smith and wesson 45 that belonged to his grandpappy. I think I used those semi colons correctly. My entire colon was about to malfunction.

So we pull up on dude. We're at a gas station. I'm driving and my friend is in the back seat. We tell dude to get in the front. Any good drug dealer would not have done that but he did.

He shows us the product. It's an oz of weed... regular weed and a handful of bars. I don't recall how many but less than 20.

My friend insists that last time he bought bars from him, they were short. Guy says "fuck no, you're tripping" but eventually agrees to let him count them.

Now, keep in mind, we're at a Valero at about 2 pm with cars everywhere. The dealer was a suburban white kid that couldn't have weighed more than a buck 30.

As soon as he has the bars in his hands, my boy pulls out the gun and all you hear is a click clack. The dealer jumps back instinctively but my guy swiftly grabs dudes collar and tells him to give him the weed. He complys and starts to get out. I tell him "close the door on your way out, bitch".

So, at this point, we feel like some smooth criminals. We got the goods and we're outta here. I'm in no hurry... what's he gonna do?

All of a sudden we hear the loudest BANG BANG... the little 120 lb suburban kid is shooting at us in the middle of a crowded gas station in broad daylight light. My friends first instinct was to duck... mine was to yell "my car!".

I swerved in front of a black SUV and did some GTA style driving to get the fuck out of there... my baby took a hit on the passenger side mirror and right above the gas tank. Good thing I never had more than a quarter tank. We found one of the bullets in the back seat and it looked like a 22.

Was not worth it lol... school started within the next day or two and I tried to forget all about it.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: BTHvsECP on March 16, 2016, 02:41:35 AM
I met this junkie in Key West after the millennium...he was what we used to call a gutter punk.  Don't see too many of them anymore...Anyway, yeah, he would hit car washes with $5 and $10 dollar bills that were taped at his end and just rage change all day and all night out of the machine by pulling the bill back once it was read by the machine.  I loved the idea, but never did it myself...I was only just becoming an addict at the time.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: BTHvsECP on March 16, 2016, 03:07:38 AM
So in Fall 2000, in Chicago with my crew...my brother had my dad's car and I borrowed it after the Phish show cuz my boy wun't down with going into the ghetto. Weirdo always preferred methadone...So me and my other boy meet these three addicts on lot before the show and one of them...who I had randomly met at the Chicago Greyhound station in 1997, and had a really good time talking with said he knew where to score easy peasy.  After the show, he is so drunk that we are hesitant to take him, but the sickness is coming on.  We end up driving around the massive ghettos of Chicago for 2 hours, finally finding two black dealers in their  early 20s.  They ask how much we want.  There's 5 of us in the car, so dude says 44.  Boys is like "what?!!"  He calmly says "I have $440 and I want 44 blows."  So they ask him to get out of the car/backseat driver's side and sit on the opposite side of the curb from them and get the money out.  He does and as they approach each other in the middle of the street they grab for him.  I don't know how they missed the cash, but he didn't lose a dollar!  He struggled like a mother fucker to get back in the car kicking at one of them while the other opened up the passenger door where my boy was sitting and pulled his shirt up revealing his .45.  Dude in the back finally got fully in the car and screamed "Go!!!!", and I floored it on a city street through at least 3 stop signs.  It took another 2 hours to actually find anything...then dumbfuck fell asleep in a Shell Gas Station bathroom after taking his shot...then the house he was supposed to stay at didn't want him there.  We almost couldn't get rid of the kid!  Minneapolis was the next day, and somehow we made it.  It was def about sunrise as we were leaving Chicago, maybe not high (cuz goddamn did the dope suck!), but well at least!
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: DeadCat on March 16, 2016, 05:42:12 AM
Those are some good stories. Some of my own experiences are very similar. Here's one heard secondhand but it still gives me the creeps so I thought you guys might enjoy it:

Guy and his girl that went to the same needle exchange I did and there they also gave out little bottles of sterile water, cottons, cookers, alcohol wipes nd little bottles of bleach for sterilizing needles if you had to share.

They drove to the spot and copped and hit the highway. He was driving and as per their usual routine, let her get off first to get well and then she would mix him a shot. One time she accidentally mixed his shot with bleach instead of water after sterilizing the rig they shared.

He unwittingly injected about 1/2 a cc of bleach with his dope. He lived but got sick as hell but I don't thnk he ever let her fix his shots again.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Anti-hero on March 16, 2016, 12:42:17 PM
Posted this on opiophile be for but fuck it
Few years back when that dope that was cut with fent was going around and people were dropping like flies.

I got up.one morning and got on the Amtrak train to Chicago. Rode the three hours there. Got into the bus headed down Madison ave past Polanski get off and start walking around. I would only score one jab at a time to keep from having to show a lot of money. Well not a lot but enough to get jacked.

Scored a jab here and another there. Till I had five. Got back on the bus go back to the train station.

Went to the Walgreen right next to the train station. Bought a coke a bottle of water and a bag of fits.

Went into the station and down to the rest room to do the dirty.I got in the stall poured the coke out of the can. Put 2 in the now cooker added water. Put everything back up. Found a vein  and slid that shit home. Put the cap back on the fit and stuck it in my bag. Proceeded to nod the fuck out hard.

Next thing I know BAM loud as fuck. The door swings open. Transit cop says "what the fuck we have been banging on this door for thirty mins we thought you were dead".

Like a gift from God this lie came out of my mouth. "Speak slower I have to read your lips I am deaf."in the best deaf voice I could muster.
Cop got all embarrassed and said "I'm so sorry sir" let me go on my merry way.

Another time in Chicago me and HeAd went and posted up in a room. I had got a number and was using that guy for a minute.

I get HeAd in the room and get back in the car to go score. Go back down to Polanski. (Shit that street is full of dope)
Chirp my guy and tell him I'm coming around for a jab 12 for a hundo.get the shit
Get back on Polanski and start counting the bags. I'm like wtf there is only 8. Chalk it up to the game. Get back on the highway and head back to.the room.

I call HeAd and tell her I'm coming back everything is fine but I only got 8. We are talking as I'm cruising down the highway as I get to the exit I look over and cruising one lane over is one of Illinois finest. Fuck well I'm at my exit so I get off. Fuckin cop swoops right behind me and lights them up.
I tell HeAd  to let me go I'm getting pulled over.

Cop walks up to my car I let the window down. He ask for the standard shit I give it to him. He goes to his car and does what ever they do. Comes back hands me my shit. Then asks "you have any illegal drugs or large sums of money I should know about?" The shear stupidity of that question should awnser it's self but I offer up a no anyway. You know what's coming next. Yep "Do you mind if I search?" Yes I certainly fuckin do but I got the dope on me and I figure I will let him search the car so I can get the fuck on. So I tell him yes he can search and get down out the car.

Cop takes off his little state trooper hat sets it on my roof. Get in my car with his flashlight. Starts looking around. Pulls my air vent out of my dash breaking my car. I like "hey I said you could search it not break it apart" cop looks at the vent he is holding in his hand like he is going to talk to it. Trays to stick it back in the hole on my dash that I now have. It won't stay in cause he broke my shit. Get out of the car puts his hat on tells me I can go.

Holly fuckin shit my legs are like jello I'm shaking the  motel is right there at the exit so I swing in and rush up to the room. I was all. " omg I can't believe what just happened"

We do a shot of dope. I calm down and I start looking for my phone cause I wanna call my guy and tell him he shorted me 4.

Phone is in the car so I go down to the car to get my phone. Can't find it must of slid down between the seat and center console.
Get on my knees to look under the seat. Bam right there on the floor in florescent green baggies are the four bags I was short.Well I was already on my knees. So I just started thanking God right there.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: dizzle on March 16, 2016, 12:49:36 PM
OMG.

so many stories. I'll update this thread every day or two with another one I can think of


There's the time I was robbed at gunpoint in the hood on the westside, and still walked away with my dope:

I used to live in abandoned buildings and shit, and every morning I'd wake up, and, though I'd usually not be sick, I'd begin to search for $, because I knew it was coming.


So, I'd either do the receipt/return game or steal gum and shit from grocery stores and sell them to arab stores: $0.25 for a large candy bar, $0.75 for a three pack of five gum, $2.00 for a whole box of five gum. I stole a LOT of five gum. $1.00 for a five hour energy, I'd walk into stores with a backpack or bag, set it on the shelf, and EMPTY the hooks off. All of them. Then walk out the door.

I had got two stores for a total of $50 in gum and five-hour energy, and walked to "Mike" my favorite Arab. He'd almost always buy what I had, and I'd take orders from him sometimes for more $$. Rogaine, Prilosec, all type of shit.

Anyway, I jacked a bakpack full of five gum and shit, Mike paid me my cash and I was on my way. I buy a strawberry milk, and a honey bun, and head west on the green line.

"Next stop, Pulaski", I get excited. Though I can feel the beginnings of what we all know so well, getting antsy, feet wont sit still, legs crampy, eyes starting to tear/water.

I hop off, and head to the "Green dubs" spot, $40 in tow, and enough to buy a few "loose squares" from the old black dude on the corner, they call them "loose squares" but they're Newport 100's, sold one at a time, $.75 for one, or $1.00 for two was the rate at the time, but probably much more now.

I walk over, it's a little wet and foggy out, kinda cold, so I didn't see anyone, sometimes the boys sat in their car and hustled from there when it got cold, or they got lazy. They'd sit in the car, and one dude would collect the $ while the other dude served people. Not smart, because the coppers don't have much to search once they see the car they're serving out of, but nonetheless that's how it was done in some places.


Anyway, car with two dudes creeps up, they say "green dubs", I say "whaddup lemme get 2", they say OK, dude goes to grab my cash and give me a folded napkin. I saw it coming and didn't let go of the cash. Now, I'm on the drivers side, and dude floors it.  At this point I'm still hanging on, and my waist is on the door with my upper half in the car, and lower half outside the car. My hand tightly on my cash.

I'm not even scared, I'm getting that cash. Then the passenger pulls a .38 from under the seat, cocks it, points it at me. I'm like, oh fuck.

Driver either freaked out thinking his boy would shoot him instead on accident, since I was bascially in his lap, or whatever, but he let go of my $$, all he made out with was about 25% of ONE $20.

Holy shit that was close....

I took a little spill when dude let go of my $, and rolled a bit on the ground so my elbows got a little bloodied, but otherwise I was ok.


I look around, I had rode like 1.5 blocks hanging out this dudes window. Jesus.

I walk back a half a block and see a familikar face, this dope boy I bought from several times before "Green dubs" the real ones.



I walk up to him and say lemme get two. He says 'was that your crazy ass hangin out dudes window? the fuck happen, they try and whoop you?' he says, "yep, MFer's said they had green dubs and tried to gimme a napkin, they wasn't making off wit my money, not today"

"damn boy u crazy, but they say they got green dubs?"

"yeah, so they got part of my $20, you still take it?" I show it to him, "man if I didn't see that happen, I'd not take this busted ass bill but yea I'll give it to some whiteboy as change later"

"them guys said they had green dubs tho?" he asked.

"yep, they they tried to get me"


"well I'mma talk to lay lay and we gon have something for them motherfuckers if they try that shit again over here, what color was that car?"

"Light blue Ford Taurus, late 1990's model"

See dope boys are REALLY protective of their blocks. If someone shows up and posts up, trys to sell other dope, or rip people off with shit in similar bags, then they start shooting, or straight BEATING the FUCK out of people. I watched a dude get stomped for doing this at another spot. tried to take empties he found in the street and shit and fill them with flour, and posted up like a block away. Dude may not have ever seen out of one of his eyes again. It was so bloodied and fucked up, I saw him like 2 days later and it was swollen shut.

So, at the end of all that, I ran into my favorite boarded up building, and shot up, and went about my day, thinking of other hustles to get dope money.

Anyway, that's my story for today.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Roman Totale on March 16, 2016, 01:54:46 PM
@hero 1  Jesus, that's one of my favorite stories of all time...a heaven-sent con.

EDIT: @dizzle  I don't know for sure (and not to pick out the least exciting part of your stories, lol), but I bet the loosies on the street are still cheap.  Every time a city (Cook County, NYC, Philly recently) tries to tax their cigarettes hard, they start flowing in from the Carolinas and Virginia in NYC, probably Missouri or Indiana in Chi.  I think I bought three loosies for two bucks in Bryant Park about four years ago, but I was a little out of it... Bought packs of Virginia-taxed Marlboros for $7.00 frequently at bodegas in Brooklyn last summer, not that that's so cheap, but the price on the door was like $13.00... Hell, they even sold American Spirits for the real whiteboys, same price, all night -- Newport 100s, Marbs, and American Spirits, that was it -- pretty much summed up the neighborhood too.  I think NYC estimated 90% of the cigs sold in the city are contraband, lol.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Snout on March 16, 2016, 02:16:59 PM
Posted this on opiophile be for but fuck it
Few years back when that dope that was cut with fent was going around and people were dropping like flies.

I got up.one morning and got on the Amtrak train to Chicago. Rode the three hours there. Got into the bus headed down Madison ave past Polanski get off and start walking around. I would only score one jab at a time to keep from having to show a lot of money. Well not a lot but enough to get jacked.

Scored a jab here and another there. Till I had five. Got back on the bus go back to the train station.

Went to the Walgreen right next to the train station. Bought a coke a bottle of water and a bag of fits.

Went into the station and down to the rest room to do the dirty.I got in the stall poured the coke out of the can. Put 2 in the now cooker added water. Put everything back up. Found a vein  and slid that shit home. Put the cap back on the fit and stuck it in my bag. Proceeded to nod the fuck out hard.

Next thing I know BAM loud as fuck. The door swings open. Transit cop says "what the fuck we have been banging on this door for thirty mins we thought you were dead".

Like a gift from God this lie came out of my mouth. "Speak slower I have to read your lips I am deaf."in the best deaf voice I could muster.
Cop got all embarrassed and said "I'm so sorry sir" let me go on my merry way.

Another time in Chicago me and HeAd went and posted up in a room. I had got a number and was using that guy for a minute.

I get HeAd in the room and get back in the car to go score. Go back down to Polanski. (Shit that street is full of dope)
Chirp my guy and tell him I'm coming around for a jab 12 for a hundo.get the shit
Get back on Polanski and start counting the bags. I'm like wtf there is only 8. Chalk it up to the game. Get back on the highway and head back to.the room.

I call HeAd and tell her I'm coming back everything is fine but I only got 8. We are talking as I'm cruising down the highway as I get to the exit I look over and cruising one lane over is one of Illinois finest. Fuck well I'm at my exit so I get off. Fuckin cop swoops right behind me and lights them up.
I tell HeAd  to let me go I'm getting pulled over.

Cop walks up to my car I let the window down. He ask for the standard shit I give it to him. He goes to his car and does what ever they do. Comes back hands me my shit. Then asks "you have any illegal drugs or large sums of money I should know about?" The shear stupidity of that question should awnser it's self but I offer up a no anyway. You know what's coming next. Yep "Do you mind if I search?" Yes I certainly fuckin do but I got the dope on me and I figure I will let him search the car so I can get the fuck on. So I tell him yes he can search and get down out the car.

Cop takes off his little state trooper hat sets it on my roof. Get in my car with his flashlight. Starts looking around. Pulls my air vent out of my dash breaking my car. I like "hey I said you could search it not break it apart" cop looks at the vent he is holding in his hand like he is going to talk to it. Trays to stick it back in the hole on my dash that I now have. It won't stay in cause he broke my shit. Get out of the car puts his hat on tells me I can go.

Holly fuckin shit my legs are like jello I'm shaking the  motel is right there at the exit so I swing in and rush up to the room. I was all. " omg I can't believe what just happened"

We do a shot of dope. I calm down and I start looking for my phone cause I wanna call my guy and tell him he shorted me 4.

Phone is in the car so I go down to the car to get my phone. Can't find it must of slid down between the seat and center console.
Get on my knees to look under the seat. Bam right there on the floor in florescent green baggies are the four bags I was short.Well I was already on my knees. So I just started thanking God right there.


Hero1, I remember the deaf story from the phile, I thought it was pure genius. I still do!

Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Anti-hero on March 16, 2016, 02:33:59 PM
OMG.

so many stories. I'll update this thread every day or two with another one I can think of


There's the time I was robbed at gunpoint in the hood on the westside, and still walked away with my dope:

I used to live in abandoned buildings and shit, and every morning I'd wake up, and, though I'd usually not be sick, I'd begin to search for $, because I knew it was coming.


So, I'd either do the receipt/return game or steal gum and shit from grocery stores and sell them to arab stores: $0.25 for a large candy bar, $0.75 for a three pack of five gum, $2.00 for a whole box of five gum. I stole a LOT of five gum. $1.00 for a five hour energy, I'd walk into stores with a backpack or bag, set it on the shelf, and EMPTY the hooks off. All of them. Then walk out the door.

I had got two stores for a total of $50 in gum and five-hour energy, and walked to "Mike" my favorite Arab. He'd almost always buy what I had, and I'd take orders from him sometimes for more $$. Rogaine, Prilosec, all type of shit.

Anyway, I jacked a bakpack full of five gum and shit, Mike paid me my cash and I was on my way. I buy a strawberry milk, and a honey bun, and head west on the green line.

"Next stop, Pulaski", I get excited. Though I can feel the beginnings of what we all know so well, getting antsy, feet wont sit still, legs crampy, eyes starting to tear/water.

I hop off, and head to the "Green dubs" spot, $40 in tow, and enough to buy a few "loose squares" from the old black dude on the corner, they call them "loose squares" but they're Newport 100's, sold one at a time, $.75 for one, or $1.00 for two was the rate at the time, but probably much more now.

I walk over, it's a little wet and foggy out, kinda cold, so I didn't see anyone, sometimes the boys sat in their car and hustled from there when it got cold, or they got lazy. They'd sit in the car, and one dude would collect the $ while the other dude served people. Not smart, because the coppers don't have much to search once they see the car they're serving out of, but nonetheless that's how it was done in some places.


Anyway, car with two dudes creeps up, they say "green dubs", I say "whaddup lemme get 2", they say OK, dude goes to grab my cash and give me a folded napkin. I saw it coming and didn't let go of the cash. Now, I'm on the drivers side, and dude floors it.  At this point I'm still hanging on, and my waist is on the door with my upper half in the car, and lower half outside the car. My hand tightly on my cash.

I'm not even scared, I'm getting that cash. Then the passenger pulls a .38 from under the seat, cocks it, points it at me. I'm like, oh fuck.

Driver either freaked out thinking his boy would shoot him instead on accident, since I was bascially in his lap, or whatever, but he let go of my $$, all he made out with was about 25% of ONE $20.

Holy shit that was close....

I took a little spill when dude let go of my $, and rolled a bit on the ground so my elbows got a little bloodied, but otherwise I was ok.


I look around, I had rode like 1.5 blocks hanging out this dudes window. Jesus.

I walk back a half a block and see a familikar face, this dope boy I bought from several times before "Green dubs" the real ones.



I walk up to him and say lemme get two. He says 'was that your crazy ass hangin out dudes window? the fuck happen, they try and whoop you?' he says, "yep, MFer's said they had green dubs and tried to gimme a napkin, they wasn't making off wit my money, not today"

"damn boy u crazy, but they say they got green dubs?"

"yeah, so they got part of my $20, you still take it?" I show it to him, "man if I didn't see that happen, I'd not take this busted ass bill but yea I'll give it to some whiteboy as change later"

"them guys said they had green dubs tho?" he asked.

"yep, they they tried to get me"


"well I'mma talk to lay lay and we gon have something for them motherfuckers if they try that shit again over here, what color was that car?"

"Light blue Ford Taurus, late 1990's model"

See dope boys are REALLY protective of their blocks. If someone shows up and posts up, trys to sell other dope, or rip people off with shit in similar bags, then they start shooting, or straight BEATING the FUCK out of people. I watched a dude get stomped for doing this at another spot. tried to take empties he found in the street and shit and fill them with flour, and posted up like a block away. Dude may not have ever seen out of one of his eyes again. It was so bloodied and fucked up, I saw him like 2 days later and it was swollen shut.

So, at the end of all that, I ran into my favorite boarded up building, and shot up, and went about my day, thinking of other hustles to get dope money.

Anyway, that's my story for today.

The green subs are the best then the ace of spades. Last time I got some nana ones scored 10 jabs from the same guy because our mutual acquaintance. Said he know the know the dude and it was 14 for a hundred d was ok
But I ended up passed out in the motel room,and miss my train back and had to bus it. Not bad just kind have d to fix in a bus bathroom good Nguyen down the highway way.

What the greens like now any good ? Been wanting to take that trip again soon
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Griffin on March 16, 2016, 03:54:01 PM
This isn't crazy at all, but it was a good day that lead to one of the best relationships i've had with a dealer. I just moved to denver and I was working in the kitchen at a bar, and the bartenders husband needed extra money so they let him work in the back with me. I had gotten clean when I moved here and this was about 6 weeks later. About an hour into the shift he asks me you like perks? I said of course, and he just handed me 4 30s for free, turns out he was getting 270 a month, goodbye sobriety and not knowing any dealers in this state.

A few weeks later, he had been getting them from a guy and selling them to me for a $10 tax per pill, he usually ran out of his script after the first week and the rest of the time that's where I'd get them from. Well he is really sick one day, so he has his gf who I worked with come meet us to get them from the guy, except she left before I did, and the guy came by and asked how much he was charging us, and gave us his number. Her husband always made sure we left before he did, but she didn't know so it was nice getting the hookup.

The guy is a Vietnam vet, and a really fucking nice dude, him and his wife and pretty good friends of mine still(4 yrs later). He was getting 720 30s a month, and 180 op 40s and his wife was getting 240-360 of the 30s as well. He would sell the 30s for $15 and the 40s for $10 and pretty much every time I have seen him he has given me a free one or 4. He has probably given me 200 for free since I met him and I haven't bought from him in 2 years. The 2 years I did buy from him I probably spent $120-150,000 so he really liked me.

The guy who I first was getting them from thought I got clean until he saw me at his house one day. He owed the guy $500 and didn't pay, because he got into crack really bad. He would sometimes get his script fronted and then pay the dealer back some extra but he just never came back around. He ripped off pretty much everyone I know, he got 8 subs off of me.

I was making a ton of money, and I was getting subs so this is when my addiction went completely out of control as it does anytime opana comes around. That guy and another old guy my gf at the time knew from where she worked would both front them to me, because I spent so much money with them. I could charge double what I was getting them for so each one I sold I got a free one. The guy my gf knew also got those god awful opana trf 30s but they were $5 ea so I would buy 5 and chop them up and eat them and shove little rocks in my nose.

It was nice having the hookup, when I was low on cash the guy with the opana was selling his 100 mg morphine for $3-$5 ea. and I was the only one who bought them. My gf at the time was a bartender coming home with $100-$500 a night I was making $1000 a week after tax, at a job I didn't goto. I was saving 30 subs a month and selling some of the rest for another $1000 a month, plus all the free ones, and extra I got from hooking people up. I was 22 and making at least $2500 a week for 10 months straight, and I still pawned everything I had.

I was taking 5-8x 30s 4x a day, I love the pharm rush, and my gf at the time wouldn't let me do H, the first time she caught me she called my mom and told her. She is the kind of junkie who doesn't think she's a junkie because she takes pills, and I had her convinced that I was only smoking it and she still threatened to call my mom every time she found out. I was spending almost $1000 a day on pills, it was so dumb.My tolerance was so high I had to smoke a gram of H to get any kind of high. I was trying to convince myself I'm not a junkie because I don't IV.

Definitely not crazy just a system of events that lead to the craziest binge of my life, that is also when xanax came into play. Every time I had taken it before I got sleep paralysis, so I hadn't taken any since I was in high school. My gf was getting 90 2mg a month for the past 5 years and would only take 5 a month so we had at least 1000 of them when I started taking them because we didn't know anyone that bought them in CO. I was taking 6-8mg at a time and just doing stupid ass shit, I still get anxiety thinking of how awful I treated my gf at the time.

The drama was insane because she used too plus was an alcoholic so you can imagine that amount of drugs, on top of a dysfunctional codependent relationship, that had gone 3.5 years to long at that point. You get really connected to a person in those kind of relationships it's weird, we spent all day everyday together for 4 years, getting high as fuck. I have no idea why it lasted so long, it was so unhealthy.

Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Chip on March 16, 2016, 05:04:22 PM
I remember one time at a train station toilet, I and a mate jumped into a cubicle to split some speed up for snorting.

at some time during this careful operation, some self-appointed 'anti-gay crusader' (got that one wrong,  you nasty fuck) smashed the door in and we lost the drugs.

you can imagine how freaked out and angry we were.

who goes around counting the number of legs in public toikets ?

in the end, we were happy that it wasn't the cops but I got the biggest fright of my life whilst splitting and using any drug ... we were lucky to not be injured.

the guy who broke in just ran away.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Roman Totale on March 16, 2016, 06:30:29 PM
@dizzle  To again focus on the dumbest particular shit of your story, what the fuck is 5 gum?  Is it a Chicago-area thing?  I looked it up on Google but it looks like some weird stuff, not stuff you'd find in grocery stores.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Snout on March 16, 2016, 07:49:44 PM
I remember one time at a train station toilet, I and a mate jumped into a cubicle to split some speed up for snorting.

at some time during this careful operation, some self-appointed 'anti-gay crusader' (got that one wrong,  you nasty fuck) smashed the door in and we lost the drugs.

you can imagine how freaked out and angry we were.

who goes around counting the number of legs in public toikets ?

in the end, we were happy that it wasn't the cops but I got the biggest fright of my life whilst splitting and using any drug ... we were lucky to not be injured.

the guy who broke in just ran away.

Wow, that "anti gay crusader" must have been really disappointed, not finding what he was so desperately seeking! That's fucking hilarious!  These stories Re great!

Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: neighbor on March 16, 2016, 10:58:02 PM
craziest shit ive HEARD? theres a lot of crazy shit ive heard, but the first thing that comes to mind was something I heard while copping in wilmington. we go into the dboy's place to count shit out and do the deal when the dboy starts talking about his dog.

He goes on to say "yea, I had to throw that dog away"

the convo just went on normally after that but the second I got back into the car, me and the dude I was with immediately looked at each other and confirmed thats indeed what he said. Ive never heard someone talk about a dog like that, and I live in the south, where dogs are already thought of as tools. I cant help but think if there were trash bags involved.

oh and that dude I was with was FACE. I say this because I havent heard from him in awhile, hes not answering his phone and I dont see his name in booking. Anyone heard from him recently? Hoping hes still breathing.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Guts on March 17, 2016, 04:39:45 AM
@dizzle  To again focus on the dumbest particular shit of your story, what the fuck is 5 gum?  Is it a Chicago-area thing?  I looked it up on Google but it looks like some weird stuff, not stuff you'd find in grocery stores.

It's just a brand of gum... like trident.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: theSWPK on March 17, 2016, 06:20:21 PM
craziest shit ive HEARD? theres a lot of crazy shit ive heard, but the first thing that comes to mind was something I heard while copping in wilmington. we go into the dboy's place to count shit out and do the deal when the dboy starts talking about his dog.

He goes on to say "yea, I had to throw that dog away"

the convo just went on normally after that but the second I got back into the car, me and the dude I was with immediately looked at each other and confirmed thats indeed what he said. Ive never heard someone talk about a dog like that, and I live in the south, where dogs are already thought of as tools. I cant help but think if there were trash bags involved.

oh and that dude I was with was FACE. I say this because I havent heard from him in awhile, hes not answering his phone and I dont see his name in booking. Anyone heard from him recently? Hoping hes still breathing.

He hit me up on reddit a few weeks ago. He's still around.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: Roman Totale on March 17, 2016, 08:03:20 PM
It's just a brand of gum... like trident.

I stopped in a corner store today to grab some beer and something for my dry mouth, when all of a sudden I remembered: dizzle's 5 gum!  I've got to see it to believe it!

So I scoured the candy and gum rack (real intensely, cause the dry mouth wasn't totally by happenstance...), and I was just about to give up and assume it hasn't shown up on the shelves here yet.  And then I noticed it, tucked away discreetly like those Skyn condomsin that sleek black packaging. 

I didn't dump the whole shelf into a bag, or even steal the pack, but goddamn if their wintergreen isn't one of the best I've had lately.  For all I know, I was the beneficiary of some boosted packs from Walgreens, this was a slightly shady store, who can say?  Good work, @dizzle.
Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: neighbor on March 17, 2016, 08:31:03 PM
How could I forget the guy that was always bringing shit he stole from his friends and family to the tar dealer I used.

I was buying like every other day and Id see this guy just about everytime, which meant he was probably going every day. I only saw him with cash a handful of times, most of the time he'd have a TV, 4 boxes of nice sneakers, stereo, shit like that. Decent enough stuff to warrant a trade with this particular dealer. But of course, over time the stuff wasnt as prime: 2 bottles of laundry detergent and top sirloin one time. I actually think the dealer accepted that deal, I dont recall how much tar he got for it,  but he made it clear he was pissed this dude kept bringing in the shit.

The pièce de résistance was without a doubt when he tried to trade him a USED FLESHLIGHT and a shitload of unpackaged C and D batteries. I dont know if he thought the fleshlight took batteries or if it was just part of the score. I remember his face so well as he entered the place. Totally stonefaced but with a glint of sadness.
Not unlike Buster Keaton.

I cant help but think of that dude every now and then and wonder what the fuck the people he was stealing from must have thought about the stuff that would go missing.

Title: Re: Craziest Shit you've heard in the game
Post by: St. Theresa on March 17, 2016, 09:16:26 PM
I got this idea from the ambien thread. Nick posting about the dude on opiophile about the dude trhat shot himself in the foot while on ambien gave me the idea....



So, the one that came to mind was the dude that robbed the gas station and then immediately came on opiophile and made a thread "I just robbed a gas station, what should I do?", lol. I think he went to jail....


Then there's a story I heard in rehab.  dude that ODed in his crib and had two pitbulls. By the time anyone found him, the pits had run out of food and started eating the dude.



also, wasn't there a nutty dude that used to rob washing machines for quarters? In the same building, over and over? Maybe that story will come out...

If that crazy washing machine bandit ever comes to tell his tale, it deserves its own thread... ;)
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