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Title: Ever been high in an inappropriate setting? Post your story here!
Post by: Skykonin on October 02, 2015, 09:37:33 AM
Same question the title states! For example, I was  15 and at 3rd plateu of a dxm trip while I was eating dinner with my fam. That night will go down as the weirdest night I've had  :o
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Post by: Griffin on October 02, 2015, 12:04:52 PM
I wasn't high but I drank a bottle of vodka when I was 16 right before a school dance. I then proceeded to tell my principal when he caught me and was suspending me that I was fucking his wife who was a teacher and that I knew he had a coke smuggling ring going through the library. Neither were true but it's funny to me the shit that came out of my mouth, he was trying to call my parents at the time I gave him my number and when he called my phone started ringing right in front of him. At least he gave me shit for it and told me all the stupid stuff I said. I was already fucked I didn't make it to much worse. I kinda sold out a friend but then again he was bleeding from the face on the ground from trying to do some break dancing. I wouldn't of had anyone to hang out with the 9 days we were suspended.

I also kinda saved both our lives through all this. We had bought concert tickets for a show the next day that we were going to go with a bunch of friends to. Our parents didn't let us go for getting suspended the night before. The guys we were supposed to ride with ended up getting really drunk at the concert and crashing on the way home.

The Driver died almost instantly. He was such an amazing person too. My other friend who was in the front seat had pretty serious injuries. His spleen had to be taken out and he was in the hospital for about a week. He saw David who didn't have his seatbelt on and went through the windshield, into a tree, breaking his neck. He tried to revive him which I can't even begin to understand how traumatizing that had to be for him. They had an open casket for whatever reason and he didn't even look the same it is still hard to think about.

I graduated with less than 100 people and 7 people in my grade died from car accidents before we graduated. 2 were from drunk driving, two were from racing down a road that had huge potholes. They hit one going 100 and the girl who lived was driving lost her arm and the other 2 died. 3 were from driving to fast on the highway going to the lake for spring break. A tire blew out and they were going about 100 and crashed killing everyone but the driver. It sucks how many people I lost before I was 18. fuck cancer and car wrecks... sorry for the off topic rant.
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Post by: neighbor on October 02, 2015, 12:53:16 PM
I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods
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Post by: theSWPK on October 02, 2015, 09:44:15 PM
I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

Trees are banned in the Vatican.

I've made it a tradition to nod out real hard every Christmas for the past 5 years in front of the extended family. Haha.
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Post by: Z on October 02, 2015, 09:58:24 PM
I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

Beat me to it.  Have you ever been sober in an appropriate place?

My worst is probably when my mother in law died.  At the funeral.  I nodded off on the casket, which was thankfully closed.  I wasn't the only one either.  To be fucked up that is.  Not to nod off on the casket.  Imagine ten folks all face down on the casket at the same time...  Funerals are rough even when you expect them.

Another is in the bathroom beside where my wife was in labour with our second kid.  Literally the other side if the door from the doctors and all was me cooking up my dope.  I justified it by saying it was a long labour.  24 hours is long when you are addicted to short acting copies.  At least that was my excus3.
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Post by: Smacky-Doodle 2.0 on October 02, 2015, 11:15:10 PM
Too many times to mention.....being high at church always fucked with me. Family dinners too, one time I nodded and did a face-plant into the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.

  Staying up for  a few days and trying to step into a Slipknot mosh pit, while it may not be too inappropriate.... was a really bad fucking idea!
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Post by: sk8phaze on October 03, 2015, 12:07:01 AM
I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

Beat me to it.  Have you ever been sober in an appropriate place?

My worst is probably when my mother in law died.  At the funeral.  I nodded off on the casket, which was thankfully closed.  I wasn't the only one either.  To be fucked up that is.  Not to nod off on the casket.  Imagine ten folks all face down on the casket at the same time...  Funerals are rough even when you expect them.

Another is in the bathroom beside where my wife was in labour with our second kid.  Literally the other side if the door from the doctors and all was me cooking up my dope.  I justified it by saying it was a long labour.  24 hours is long when you are addicted to short acting copies.  At least that was my excus3.
Omg Zystl you got me laughing so hard i got tears coming out😂 that is some funny shit right thuRR
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Post by: Zoops on October 03, 2015, 03:58:10 AM
Yeah no shit, are bears Catholic?

Just about every time I'm high, which is pretty damned often, it's in some sort of inappropriate setting.

One occasion comes to mind - Thanksgiving 1991, when a 19-ish-year-old Zoops was first experimenting with methadone. Took only about 30-40mg (don't remember honestly, since it was all one big dose all blurred together). We were at my aunt's house (mom's older sister), happily munching away, when I literally passed out right at the table into my mashed potatoes. Only got a bit of gravy on my nose because in my stupor I still had enough sense to steer my plummeting head away from my plate. I was literally drooling on myself.

Still don't know why that whole incident didn't trigger a full tilt boogie intervention-type scenario being acted out. (love that expression - "full tilt boogie" try to use it in everyday conversation - 'sfun)

After that, and after the customary, "I'm just really tired" excuse, the talk around the table turned to "those good old days back in the 60's when we smoked a lot of grass," my aunt was all like "I used to by a 'nickel lid' and it would last me a week!"
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Post by: Zoops on October 03, 2015, 03:59:57 AM
Yeah, those short-acting copies are a bitch to get over, ain't they?
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Post by: Z on October 03, 2015, 04:50:40 AM
Thanks for pointing out the shitty auto correct on my phone zoops.  I will be sure to invent a new one so it doesn't bother you. 

Its a few times you have done exactly this.  If you have something you want to say to me, then might as well just come out with it.

Or, you could just keep pointing out the spell check changes my phone makes.  I mean, that is pretty serious business, isnt it?  I will watch out for those insidious spelling errors and keep you happy man.

Serious. Business.
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Post by: razor girl on October 03, 2015, 04:51:56 AM
I once snorted NYC ECP bags in the bathroom of the VPs residence AKA the Naval Observatory during an Xmas party there (really quite a place, right next to the Brit Embassy on 3400 Mass. Ave for you non DCers).  I got ripped, all was surreal after that.
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Post by: _Enduser on October 03, 2015, 04:53:31 AM
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He saw David who didn't have his seatbelt on and went through the windshield, into a tree, breaking his neck.

This is how my cousin died.....he was 19 and the heavily intoxicated passenger in a car driven by a heavily intoxicated driver.

Alcohol +cars=no fucking joke
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I once snorted NYC ECP bags in the bathroom of the VPs residence AKA the Naval Observatory during an Xmas party there (really quite a place, right next to the Brit Embassy on 3400 Mass. Ave for you non DCers).  I got ripped, all was surreal after that.

YOOOOOO Al Gore was in office right?  I know where you're talking about; did you ever used to go to a seasonal antiques market/fundraiser at this house virtually across the street?  This was when Eminem was big right?
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Post by: razor girl on October 03, 2015, 06:11:03 AM
Nah it was when Reagan was Pres and Bush I (not the retard) was VP.  Rents were out of town, we got invited, my brother was Capt. USMC-in uniform of course- and I was snorting heroin in the bathroom.  So it goes.
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Post by: Illadelph215 on October 03, 2015, 06:48:41 AM
This isn't really answering your question but you talking about the dxm trip triggered my memory to this embarrassing story. I once decided it was a good idea to drink two bottles and "robotrip" on my second day of an opiate withdrawal. It actually kinda helped and kept my mind off things until I went to go take a piss, (this was my parents house btw). Well if you've done dxm along with many other side effects it effects your balance. I was kinda bending over the toilet holding onto the top to keep enough balance to aim. Well once I figured I was stable enough in my twisted state of mind I attempted to pee....instead my body decided otherwise and I literally shot piss out of my ass ( yes that horrible withdrawal diarrhea). I couldn't stop and by the end there was watery shit all over. Stretching across the pretty flower wallpaper, all over the magazine holder and magazines and drenched the carpet my mother had just purchased. My parents were working but my brother came home and found me trying to clean up my masterpiece obviously doing a horrible job since I was tripping balls and he threw me in the shower and thankfully helped me by cleaning it the best he could. Needless to say I helped my Dad re-do the bathroom that summer.
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Post by: monkey business on October 03, 2015, 07:41:12 AM
Lol, anyone who hasn't in fact gotten high in an inappropriate setting probably doesnt belong on this forum to begin with.
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Post by: suboxstitute on October 03, 2015, 08:05:43 AM
Let's see. 

Probably not too appropriate to be really high at management meetings @  my old job. I was COO (chief operating officer) and also a shareholder  (not to brag - -  just to say what a HUGE  blow it was financially and otherwise to lose that job.    :(   

Opiates would make me talk and talk and talk (kinda like how I write posts)  and then benzos would remove any inhibition I had about what I was talking about.

So yeah -  I thought I had super-good ideas but  - not so much.   I was there for six years or so before I started using again (I had used in my twenties and then picked up again many years later)  So my initial work and reputation helped me to stay much longer than I should have been tolerated....

Yeah.  My ideas weren't really all that good, but I sure had a lot to say about them.   They couldn't figure out what was up for along time.     
Title: Re: Ever been high in an inappropriate setting? Post your story here!
Post by: Skykonin on October 03, 2015, 08:06:28 AM
Lol, anyone who hasn't in fact gotten high in an inappropriate setting probably doesnt belong on this forum to begin with.
exactly ;)
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Post by: Narkotikon on October 03, 2015, 10:45:53 AM
During my aunt's husband's funeral.
 
At my uncle's funeral. 

At my oldest sister's 40th B-day party.  Her co-workers kept looking at me nod. 

While driving in my car in me early 20's: 2 reckless driving charges; 2 DUIs. 

In class a few times at Centre, mainly DXM and coke. 

In class a several times the two weeks when I transferred to Oberlin.  Only 2 weeks b/c I went to rehab after.  Lots of different drugs.  Almost every Oberlin student used drugs of some sort. 

At my graduation from Centre (I had transferred back). 

In the interim, I went to University of Cincinnati for a month.  High almost every time.  Coke and crack in upper-level Latin class.  Used in my car in the parking lot. 

At my mother's retirement party during my senior year at Centre.  Tussionex. 

During beginning of senior year at Centre, I took a lot of Klonopin from an old script that was hidden from me.  Missed Psychology class.  Went to the rest high. 

At all three of my work places several times.  Nodded off. 

At my student work study job at the library. 

At classes in grad school at the University of Kentucky before I dropped out.  Poppy pod tea and Hydrocodone.  Nodded of during Latin 505 (Latin and Greek poetry). 

At the methadone clinic for the first two months.  Coke and crack.  My regular counselor was out sick, and her bitchy boss saw me.  Said I was purposefully trying to speed ball.  Nope, just couldn't get high on opiates anymore.  Coke and crack for getting high on something I could feel. 


That's all I can think of at the moment.  I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting. 

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Post by: theSWPK on October 03, 2015, 11:31:53 AM
Multiple times during sex with multiple women.
Especially if she was on top.
A few times going down on a girl.
I would just nod off. Since they were users too, most didn't make a big deal about it. Some would just keep going or nod off themselves. For some reason having my partner nod out while we're together turns me on (not in like a creepy 'I want to bang unconscious women' way, don't get me wrong).

Due to opiate use, I haven't finished with a partner in over 2 years. I have to fake it or my partners think somethings wrong with them. Any other guys been there?
It really really sucks.  I didn't reach orgasm the entire time I was with my last girlfriend. Even if I'm starting to get sick I can't finish, I think I have a mental block.'
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Post by: _Enduser on October 04, 2015, 03:28:25 PM
Multiple times during sex with multiple women.
Especially if she was on top.
A few times going down on a girl.
I would just nod off. Since they were users too, most didn't make a big deal about it. Some would just keep going or nod off themselves. For some reason having my partner nod out while we're together turns me on (not in like a creepy 'I want to bang unconscious women' way, don't get me wrong).

Due to opiate use, I haven't finished with a partner in over 2 years. I have to fake it or my partners think somethings wrong with them. Any other guys been there?
It really really sucks.  I didn't reach orgasm the entire time I was with my last girlfriend. Even if I'm starting to get sick I can't finish, I think I have a mental block.'

Try this; maybe it works cause I think my woman is the most beautiful girl on earth or maybe it just works.  But this is how I get there. 

Even when sober, I have difficulty climaxing when my legs are bent (like knees bent sitting position).  So, when It's time for me to try and climax my partner is lying on her stomach, and I'm going at it from behind.  It's a weird position to explain but it's like if y'all were doing doggystyle then collapsed on the bed and straightened out a little bit still face down.  Like Pushup position on top of your partner, except your knees are on the bed, on the outside of your partners face down body, aligned with her knees.  Then allow your knees to give you leverage and, being now parallel to eachother, do full long thrusts with your hips+knees WHILE ALSO using your arms to move your body UP+Down (getting a full body thrust motion).  Concentrate and cum. 

If you try this, when doing it right, you will feel the difference!

That wasn't clear at all; stomach to back to stomach to bed
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Post by: Andi on October 04, 2015, 07:06:00 PM
While working at the post office, I partook of many drugs. My apologies if you never received that card from granny for Xmas. I didn't take the card, I just typed in whatever the fuck I could comprehend because granny writes like shit and heroin makes it hard to decipher that code. Especially when it goes from 10 key to 20 key. 


And my ass... I've stuck plenty of morphine up there. Don't think thoms is innocent with this one either. Sorry babe, I had to out you. Of course you could say that was appropriate when all you have is a spike that's as sharp as a spoon.
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Post by: theSWPK on October 05, 2015, 12:05:10 AM
when all you have is a spike that's as sharp as a spoon.

The numbers rubbed off 2 weeks ago.
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Post by: Jega on October 05, 2015, 12:32:36 AM
when all you have is a spike that's as sharp as a spoon.

The numbers rubbed off 2 weeks ago.
I know it's awful harm reduction but it's not awfully uncommon.
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Post by: Thoms on October 05, 2015, 07:28:21 AM
The worst part is most of the time they are 25g so it fucked my veins with a quickness. Haha hun. Yeah plenty of all sorts of drugs up my ass. Not to mention that finger you flung in there last night.
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Post by: Diacetylmorphinefiend on October 05, 2015, 12:26:37 PM
Scoring heroin in Philadelphia on a family Christmas vacation then nodding out everywhere really pissed my parents off last year.

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Post by: The Ryan on October 06, 2015, 02:17:41 AM
I'm pretty sure the question would be easier to answer if it were:

"Ever NOT been high in an innapropriate setting?"

I can't really think of much, I've definitely got fired from a couple jobs for nodding off. I remember one I was at a back prep table for like 4 hours tryin to act like I was getting shit done. Every time someone walked by I'd try to perk up, thought I was totally cool and pulled that shit off like a champ, till the next day.
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Post by: theSWPK on October 06, 2015, 03:58:20 AM
I think someone earlier mentioned nodding off in Church.
Once or twice a year I will bite the bullet and go to church with my grandmother just to make her happy since she will very likely pass away soon. One of those times I thought it would be a good idea to go ahead and shoot a 40mg oxymorphone I had before church, instead of waiting a measly hour for church to be over. Well, I hadn't had a shot in almost 24 hours and was in WDs, so needless to say, it hit me with force of a semi truck. I made a fool out of myself and embarrassed my poor grandmother by head bobbing the length of the service. I remember standing with everyone to sing some hymns and nodding off and coming to still standing after everyone had long sat down.

If only it had been a Catholic church instead of a southern Baptist one. All the standing, sitting, and kneeling might have kept me awake, but alas in many southern Baptist churches, you don't move around much.


Probably the most inappropriate setting was aboard a very large and busy semi submersible oil rig. I was standing next to a breaker panel to spot my Co worker if a breaker was thrown so he wasn't left without light in a dangerous hole and to make sure a piece of equipment stayed powered off (tagout). I kept it together and once he was out, excused myself and left work to go buy an energy drink. At that point, I realized that someone could have come along and turned on the equipment he was repairing and electrocuted my buddy or he could've been trapped in the dark down there and gotten hurt or worse. After that I never used more than just enough to get well when I was working unless it was an off season job where I wasn't an electrician.
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Post by: 40mgtofreedom on December 17, 2015, 10:17:39 AM
I dont want to sound rude or condescending, but asking if anyone here has ever gotten high in a inappropriate setting is like asking if the pope shits in the woods

i also dont mean to sound rude but this is a great example, perfect example of the kind of post you see at /r/opiates on reddit by 10 different people 3 times a week.
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Post by: Zoops on December 17, 2015, 11:34:07 AM
I once snorted NYC ECP bags in the bathroom of the VPs residence AKA the Naval Observatory during an Xmas party there (really quite a place, right next to the Brit Embassy on 3400 Mass. Ave for you non DCers).  I got ripped, all was surreal after that.

This was only a few days before he died, which I know was during the first week of October, like the 4th to the 7th.

Rest easy, Doug.
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Post by: traplord69 on December 18, 2015, 06:24:08 AM
I used to see a therapist and suboxone doctor once a month and flew off the rails when I got back with my ex girlfriend.  Her dealer friend that she had made while we were broken up pushed serious coke and fronted us a half ounce of blow that he legit chopped off of a brick right in front of us.  Needless to say we were geeeted, alternating between smoking crack and Iv'ing coke and heroin. We stayed up for 3 days straight and my appointment happened to be on that third day.  I was a mess, literally smoking crack the entire ride there and in the parking lot of the doctors office.  My sub doctor piss tested me but luckily didn't supervise patients pissing.  I had a visine bottle filled with clean piss + suboxe that had literally been sitting in my car for 4 plus months and lo and behold it tested clean for everything but subs to my extreme pleasure.  I was really nervous that the bupe would have either degraded or somehow even made me pop for something else after having been sitting for that long non refrigerated, although it was winter for part of the time.  It's crazy to me thinking back on these insane ordeals I would get myself into a few years ago as I'm now stabilized on subs and a very occasional chipper.  Have to really jog my memory to even remember alot of these past situations which these forums/topics help me do, good times. And bad times as well I suppose. 
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Post by: makita on December 19, 2015, 06:15:35 AM
Traplord69 LOL, been there.  I used to stay up for days shooting coke and then go to my weekly methadone pickups with blood all over my shirt, my arms, etc.  And use someone else's clean+methadone piss that sat in the hot car every day for a month until it was cloudy and practically brown, so I could keep doing it. 

But probably the most inappropriate time I was high was in undergrad, in a meeting with one of my teachers that was supposed to be about my final project which was about my drug use.  He hated my attitude and how I wasn't ashamed or desperate to get clean and how that was what the work was about, he was lecturing me about all that under the guise of trying to improve my work...and I straight up nodded off right in the middle of our conversation.  Pretty surprising considering how pissed off at him I was, but it was like one minute I'm fuming the next my eyes are closing. 

He totally clocked me doing it, and was super condescending about it, as if I proved his point or something about what a fuck up I was.  I wasn't even using heroin at that point, I was on the klinik, but I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of thinking I was trying to quit.   
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Post by: traplord69 on December 19, 2015, 05:37:25 PM
Hahaha, good stuff
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Post by: Daughter of Dionysus on December 20, 2015, 01:03:54 AM
Yesterday hero and I
Went to get some somas from my Mom
She was soooooo fucked up
She could barely talk

Mom- " Howwmmmany doo yew need?"
Me- like ten or how many ever you took"
Mom- "I reallllly dint takethatmannnny"
Me- ok Ma..."
Hero- "yeah babe you are fucked up"
(He calls most females that it's a southern thang)
Me- "Can we not call my Mother babe, babe?"
Mom- "WhooooBabe"
Hero- "Just have a seat"
Mom- "Where?"
Me " I don't know Ma how bout a chair?"
 Finally she sits down
Counts out my pills
And I notice the look that hero is ready to leave
Yet he continues to indulge her
Finally she admits that she's
"Fuuuuuuuucccckedddddd UP!"

How appropriate is this?
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