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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2015, 07:17:10 AM »
Yea ill meal on lobsters all day. The shrimp with shit still stuck in the digestive system is nastyyy though. Like, da fuq?
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2015, 09:10:07 AM »
true but i'm never going to try anything that even looked like an insect. just a matter of personal taste and not anything else.


this is exactly how I feel about lobster. its a giant underwater bug and I just cant dig it.

unrelated but heres a great read for anyone currently looking for a great read.

http://www.gourmet.com/magazine/2000s/2004/08/consider_the_lobster.html


I'm impressed, you are familiar with David Foster Wallace then?

I'm a huge DFW fan, I've read Infinite Jest twice, including the footnotes-probably the best part-I kid you not.  I still find it amazing that a human being could write that book, what a genius.  A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never do Again is also hilarious also.
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2015, 09:53:53 AM »
you have to de-vein the shrimps.

We're big on them and call them prawns in Australia and they cost between $20-$30.

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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2015, 10:17:34 AM »
Dam. How much do you get for that much money?
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2015, 01:50:39 PM »
you have to de-vein the shrimps.

We're big on them and call them prawns in Australia and they cost between $20-$30.

Is that cost each, per kilogram, per serving (which is how many)? 

What size are they typically, because I think they can range from microscopic to 10cm long or more?

An English Professor was fond of using "Fresh-Frozen, Jumbo Shrimp" as an example of a double, oxymoron.

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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2015, 02:48:16 PM »
Well, hopefully, I was a bit premature in the screaming bloody murder bedbugs department, because I hain't seen nary a one yet, nor got bit yet neither.

And as a matter of fact the lady was the only one to "see" one upstairs too. I just saw on the wall where she had crushed a couple of them, with smears of sort of dried bloody stuff coming out of their bodies.

As soon as I see a live bedbug crawling (or running, rather - those fuckers can MOVE!) on my wall or bed or wherever, I'm going into certified, official freak-out mode.

Keepin' yall posted but thanks for the concerns  :o
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2015, 03:44:33 PM »
Morphy, sorry that's $20-30 per kilogram.

the bigger, the less taste they have so i aim for the guys around 60 cm. / 2 inches.

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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2015, 06:38:47 PM »
Ex-housemate be doin' too much, but it ain't just bamas from Sierra Leon, it's bama-ass NOVA mugs, moe. You always have an escape in Upper NW, young. If you can manage to actually sleep and stick around for 3pm brunch!
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2015, 09:42:28 PM »
Listen man, you need to make little traps and put them on your bed legs. take a plastic bowl, put a smaller plastic bowl in side...you know...let me just share the link



it's better to act like they are there then wait until you start seeing them. they are going to be on the move looking for food....i didn't say this earlier but it will be better for you if they put someone in that room...because they wont start migrating then..but i would be worried for a little boy.
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2015, 04:05:38 AM »
You won't see them ....the bites will show up...and as far as getting rid of them....good luck...the house will have to be tented and extreme heat will have to be used....




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« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2015, 03:07:11 PM »
I really hope that the whole thing was a misidentification of, I dunno, some fleas? But they jump like crazy and are hard to spot, much less crush on the wall, like the lady said she had done, so I guess they couldn't have been fleas.

But something else besides the devil's concubine!

So far no bites, just itchy dope itchiness. I mean no visible bit marks like from insect bites. I haven't heard anyone who lives upstairs complain about gettin bit either.

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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2015, 10:05:33 PM »
Yeah, if they jump they are fleas, bedbugs don't jump.  Consider yourself lucky, fleas are a whole lot easier to eradicate.
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2015, 01:05:57 AM »
Funny you guys bring up the eating bugs thing.


I was just in a cab and saw a billboard that read "Crickets are the new Kale"


I was like WTF??!?!

So, here's what googlemachine said:  Apparently people are eating them, for their protein. Yes, it's gross, but you can buy "cricket protein powder" to add to stuff like smoothies and shakes. No joke peeps.


http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/30/news/economy/cricket-shake/
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2015, 03:20:31 AM »
I had sho nuff bedbugs a few years back and they were amazingly easy to get rid of, maybe I just caught them early. I bombed the 23" trailer with 4 bug bombs and put all four bed legs in empty tuna fish cans full of diesel oil.
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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2015, 03:50:45 AM »

The only member of my house that will ever eat crickets is my leopard gecko.  They are disgusting animals.  If they are even the littlest bit hungry they just eat each other, and they put out more crap than Donald Trump.
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Re: Housemate split and left a dirty-ass room and BEDBUGS!
« Reply #44 from previous page: September 09, 2015, 05:08:54 AM »

The only member of my house that will ever eat crickets is my leopard gecko.  They are disgusting animals.  If they are even the littlest bit hungry they just eat each other, and they put out more crap than Donald Trump.

Ohmygawd Z!!  I'm torn between laughing (love your posts) & being miffed because crickets at night are one of my favorite sounds on the planet.  That noise is what I dream of come winter. I had no idea Jiminy Cricket was a cannibal   What a bummer :(
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