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General => General Discussion for Everybody => Topic started by: gutterslut on September 25, 2015, 08:37:23 AM

Title: florida story time
Post by: gutterslut on September 25, 2015, 08:37:23 AM

for you hero1.

oranges, sunshine, disney, illiteracy, pedophiles, methamphetamine, and eating faces while high on bath salts.  florida has everything you could ask for. but wait there's more! 

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/florida-man-reaches-inside-woman-and-disembowels-her-for-uttering-exs-name-during-sex/

disemboweling, doors ripped off hinges, curling iron in orifices,  and a smoke break when it's all done. this story isn't missing anything.  I found this way funnier than I probably should have.  like way funnier. 

share any florida stories you guys have...or from your area.
maybe everywhere else is just as fucked up, prove me right. 

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: Morfy on September 25, 2015, 12:07:50 PM

man that story was something....

He was UP TO HIS ELBOWS inside of her (i guess both vajiggy and bum-bum).

I think there had to be more than tequilla in their systems.

shit.  horror show.

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: Anti-hero on September 25, 2015, 12:27:20 PM

I read that story on the latest
Made me sick that poor girl
I bet they throw drugs into the mix some way
If the cops don't his lawyer will
Saying hee was out of his mind

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: gutterslut on September 25, 2015, 01:38:58 PM

yeah I was thinking there had to be bath salts,  pcp, or meth involved. 

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: Anti-hero on September 25, 2015, 01:48:00 PM

Oh yea mods
This needs to be a sticky

Dude is definitely off his rocker
What is it all that Sun
And lack of a.c

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: gutterslut on September 25, 2015, 01:55:17 PM

good question....I have no clue what to blame for the downfall of florida. 

I can't stop wondering if the curling iron was turned on when used

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: Chip on September 28, 2015, 08:52:25 PM

i don't get all the meth-induced violence ... i have experienced my own shortcomings with meth but never violence.

tweak is def. a drug with very bad rep, yet i still love it's effects if it's taken after decent breaks.

another conflict of interest.

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: 40mgtofreedom on September 28, 2015, 11:03:16 PM

how long until nancy grace is on fox saying this was caused by MAAARRRIJUAAAANUHHH in her dumb cunt southern accent

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: Shelley on September 29, 2015, 01:40:31 AM

Like personal anecdotes or like r/floridaman?

I have FL stories

Title: Re: florida story time
Post by: Opus on September 29, 2015, 05:18:13 AM

Personal stories are the best.