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Core Topics => Drugs => Cannabis and Cannabinoids => Topic started by: Zoops on November 11, 2015, 10:35:19 AM
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The other day, when I was completely broke and jonesing bad, I did something kind of dumb. I went out back to the gas grill, where my landlord keeps his weed pipe, and look in there. The pipe was still packed with about half a bowl of some nice sinsemilla.
So I picked it up and hit it twice. Put it back.
Then this morning, the comes at me all mad and is like "why you smoke that weed that was in the pipe?" I feigned ignorance, but he had me by rights.
I'm moving out on Saturday, but he said something very disturbing to me, as he left. "I don't wanna get in trouble por tú siendo picadito con machete" (I don't want to get in trouble for you being chopped up with a machete).
Honestly, I thought it was forgotten stuff in the pipe. He always leaves half burnt bowls out there, and is always surprised when he finds them, so I thought he wouldn't notice. Just two puffs, but still I shouldn't have done it.
But is that worth someone's life?
So, if you don't hear from me for a few days, Carlos Rodriguez (and possible accomplices) did it to me.
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Oh my gawd--the first thing that popped into my head was that scene from "The Heat" when Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy were squabbling over the suspect. McCarthy's character says something like "yeah I'll shut the door. I'll slam it on your head a couple hundred times".
The suspect says to Bullock (you Zoops)
"Aw, you better run.. Run like you on fire!"
Seriously I hope you're just kidding and aren't actually in danger.
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Oh my gawd--the first thing that popped into my head was that scene from "The Heat" when Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy were squabbling over the suspect. McCarthy's character says something like "yeah I'll shut the door. I'll slam it on your head a couple hundred times".
The suspect says to Bullock (you Zoops)
"Aw, you better run.. Run like you on fire!"
Seriously I hope you're just kidding and aren't actually in danger.
I seriously hope it was all bravado on his part too. But you can NEVER tell with Salvadorian MS13-affiliated people. They'll smoke you out, ask you if you're good and high, then chop you up in little pieces with a machete and laugh about it. (then go away for 30 years).
But I don't doubt he would try to do something to me if caught me making him for his stash again. It wasn't even his "stash," more like a discarded half a bowl sitting in the grill in the backyard. Shit, he throws the roaches from blunts out all the time. A little searching by the door to the backyard usually will turn up 1 or 2 fat roaches to smoke...
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Eek! Will be watching for your posts. Dang just for two hits?? Wow.
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Yeah it's like a "respect" thing. He thinks if I am so flippant as to just take two hits off his pipe with weed still in it, then I must think he's a pussy or something. Like "what're you gonna do about it?" But honestly, the way he treats his weed, he'd probably just dump out the remainder from what I smoked before packing a new bowl anyway. So it would have been wasted anyhow.
That's where the over-the-top anger comes from.
But he has one of his buddies over right now and they're playing FIFA soccer on the playstation, prolly high as shit.
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All I want to know is where are you finding these crazy neighbors?
the last one got drunk and accused you of stealing a hamburger, then went ape shit on you when you took a cig from a pack you went to the store and bought for him. THEN he left TONS of bedbugs in the house.
Now you have a crazy MS13 dude that wants to kill you over taking 2 rips from a bowl that was sitting IN A GRILL IN THE YARD???
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The other day, when I was completely broke and jonesing bad, I did something kind of dumb. I went out back to the gas grill, where my landlord keeps his weed pipe, and look in there. The pipe was still packed with about half a bowl of some nice sinsemilla.
So I picked it up and hit it twice. Put it back.
Then this morning, thuhhe comes at me all mad and is like "why you smoke that weed that was in the pipe?" I feigned ignorance, but he had me by rights.
I'm moving out on Saturday, but he said something very disturbing to me, as he left. "I don't wanna get in trouble por tú siendo picadito con machete" (I don't want to get in trouble for you being chopped up with a machete).
Honestly, I thought it was forgotten stuff in the pipe. He always leaves half burnt bowls out there, and is always surprised when he finds them, so I thought he wouldn't notice. Just two puffs, but still I shouldn't have done it.
But is that worth someone's life?
Life is very cheap in south america. You can lose it over a situation like this. Its not the pot; its the disrespect and the stealing. Fuck zoops you put yourself in the shit. Hopefully he was just trying to scare you. I would try to make restitution.
So, if you don't hear from me for a few days, Carlos Rodriguez (and possible accomplices) did it to me.
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A packed pipe hidden in a grill in the backyard is called a "stash."
If some dude I was renting a room to found my stash and smoked it, you damned skippy I'd be pissed off too. It's not your grill nor your yard to be rooting around in, is it? Low blow yo.
You're right Zoops, it was a dumb thing to do, and the right way to remedy it is to apologize and kick the guy down a nug, cos that shit you smoked wasn't yours; regardless of what he does with his roaches. Trying to justify it like that just makes you look worse.
It's called "respect."
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I'd have smoked it too,but I'd also have 'fessed up when asked,explained and apologised.
Might be an idea to move though.
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I don't think he's gonna chop you up and turn you into fajitas. That would be extreme, even for someone concerned with "respect." That respect crap sounds like stereotypical Latin machismo IMO. Like you're questioning his manhood or something. He's most likely just being hyperbolic.
I do think you should have apologized though. That is, IF you want to remedy the situation. Since you're moving soon, you might just want to brush it off and ignore it.
Will you ever see him again after you move? Maybe don't leave a forwarding address just to be safe.
IF you are turned into fajitas, what type of spices would you liked to be seasoned with? LOL. ;D
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If this guy is Latino and truly a 'banger.....then I would take it VERY seriously, those guys will 'necklace' you man......Google it, it's a very unpleasant way to go.
You need to try and remedy it as Opus said, but I'd give him a pretty good sized nug, to signify your remorse.
Was it worth that 45 minute buzz?
You've been to jail/prison, I'm confused as to how you didn't know better.
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now that I think about it and read chops' and smakydoodle's responses, their right, you should've known better.
get a nug, or pack a bowl and smoke him down, and apologize, tell him you won't do it again and u didn't want to piss him off.
Now that I'm thinking about it, how would YOU feel if the tables were turned? I mean, regardless of the roaches he tosses, if you packed a bowl and were saving it for later, and then some fucker that's renting from you takes it. I gotta agree with the other guys here...
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He's probably just mad that you're leaving. Wasn't he behind 2k on the rent or something?
I wouldn't sweat it. He is probably jealous that you are moving to a better situation, and mad that he has to find someone else to pay too much money for your room.
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people shouldn't leave temptation around, you took a gamble and stepped over a boundary.
I wouldn't have done it, myself.
all you can do is apologize and move on.
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Give him a gram or an eight, appolgize, and move on. Zoops your a smart guy, but sometimes you dont act like it.
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Maybe offer him some tea....
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^^^That would be something I could do, but I doubt he'd accept - probably be suspicious that I was trying to poison him, and that might not go too well - what if he got sick from it? Then I'd really be in trouble. Dude has zero opiate experience.
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Your outta there in under 72 hours, just avoid him if at all possible or go get him a gram and a 22 oz Corona lol.
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If this guy is Latino and truly a 'banger.....then I would take it VERY seriously, those guys will 'necklace' you man......Google it, it's a very unpleasant way to go.
You need to try and remedy it as Opus said, but I'd give him a pretty good sized nug, to signify your remorse.
Was it worth that 45 minute buzz?
You've been to jail/prison, I'm confused as to how you didn't know better.
Preferred method for El Salvadorian gang bangers is either execution style shot in the back of the head, or being dismembered with a machete (probably a dull one). Necklacing is more of an African execution method, where they put a tire around your neck, filled with gasoline, and light it on fire.
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I know it's primarily African, but gangsters from Sao Paolo and other South American unsavories do it too. It happened in Max Payne 3... ;D
Either way, I'm genuinely concerned here, man...hopefully no machetes OR tires in your near future.
Journalist Tim Lopes was a more notable victim, killed in that fashion (necklacing) by Brazilian drug lords. There it's called Micro-ondas in reference to a microwave oven.
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^^^That would be something I could do, but I doubt he'd accept - probably be suspicious that I was trying to poison him, and that might not go too well - what if he got sick from it? Then I'd really be in trouble. Dude has zero opiate experience.
Oh, not THAT kind of tea
The kind of tea mentioned in Z's new thread
I say you just buy him an ounce
call it even
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This is just my experience
Being the one on
The other end
I left my (weed) grinder
Which was full
Of weed and resin
Told her not to touch it's
As I was running up the road
For a min
Well she took out
The weed
And cleaned the grinder too
I was pissed as all hell
You REALLY should
Try to make it to him
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the right way to remedy it is to apologize and kick the guy down a nug.
It's called "respect."
^^Chops is right on the money.
Just kick the guy a bud before you split. Tell him you're sorry, thought it was residue, whatever--keep it really simple.
Give him the bud to show there's no hard feelings, we were always cool and I feel bad, blah blah
Showing respect, giving up a token of that respect, and keeping it short and sweet are key.
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2 hits from a pipe is nothing, but I think it's more about the respect aspect of it. I'd be upset if someone came on my property and took something of mine regardless of how insignificant.
I doubt he'll chop you up, but I think an apology and some weed if you can spare it would be a nice gesture. You probably should have just fessed up when he confronted you the first time, but since that opportunity is gone, the next best thing is to fess up now.
Up to you though, you know the guy better than we do and you're moving soon anyway.
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Well I want to murder your landlord so I guess were even lol
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Dude is seriously psycho. I mean like bipolar psycho (not trying to offend all our dear bipolar forum members) because tonight when he came home from work he's all smiling and shit, saying, hey Z--- wassup, man? I made some small talk with him in Spanish because he appreciates the effort.
It was just when he came at me all mad and cursing at me in Spanish, my head started spinning and I was trying to figure out what the fuck he was all mad about, thinking in double-time. I was so taken aback that it didn't even occur to me to fess up and apologize. It was like 7am too, so that didn't help me to think too quickly either.
I like the idea of getting him a 22oz Corona. I think I'll go down to 7-11 and buy a couple coronas now, and offer him one. Kicking him down a fat nug would be cool too, but he's my weed connect! So that might be sort of awkward to do - ask him if he can get me a bag, then offering him some of it?
Man, when he's feeling good he's nice as shit, but his mood can change so quickly, that's what's a little bit scary about him. Good case for medical marijuana for him, smoking seems to chill him out immensely and put him in good humor.
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Aren't you moving today or soon
Just leave him so note saying just
How much you will smoke him down next time you see him. Lol.
I would just say that it was your bad
And you want to get high was
More then you had common sense at the time.
Otherwise dint the metros stay open all night
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A 24oz can of Corona (his favorite) was left in the fridge tonight, after he retired to bed, with a note attached, saying "a little gift for Carlos, so that there aren't any hard feelings between us" (in Spanish).
Hopefully that'll smooth things over a bit.
And I'm moving out TOMORROW (technically, since it's actually after midnight now, Friday).
Yep, things are moving along now.
As long as he doesn't have some crazy murder plan for tonight (later today on Friday), I'm in the clear, if not, I'll fight like hell.
For the record, if he asks me to "go somewhere with him" sometime today or tonight I'm gonna have to respectfully turn him down. It is Friday the 13th, after all!
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Are you still alive, Zoops?
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His last post was on the 16th, so it seems like he made it out of the house at least...
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I'm hoping he's settling in and what not is the reason for his absence...
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Hope you're safe Zoops!
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He's fine
Talked to him yesterday
He just doesn't have access to
The interweb atm
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Zoops it's alive and well
The move sends to have done him some good.
I know he doing some seeds
Just no interwebz connection
His place is fat.
Lives with a bear too
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Shit son. I want a bear. Well no but ill take another bully.
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Lolz, Hispanic people talking is usually yelling insanely when heard by a gringo. Also, if he's anything like me, if you take away my morning toke, which has been my ritual to keep me from being a really nasty mean person for nearly 10 years now, I will most likely be a really nasty person.
It's about respect, you denying that you took it was most likely a greater form of disrespect than taking it. You should have just said "yeah, i was fiending I apologize I'll replace it". Lolz MS cats (especially older ones with a fam) wouldn't wanna go down for life because of what amounts to a few dollars.
OR
YOU CAN SAY: Yeah dude I smoked your weed, if I beat you in FIFA I don't have to pay you. If you win I have to buy you 2x the amount of weed I smoked. No one can play as Brazil though