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Re: Supervised UAs?
« Reply #14 from previous page: June 27, 2017, 11:55:53 PM »
I had to do a supervised UA at one of the clinics I was with years and years ago...

I told the damn nurse I couldn't go, could she wait a sec? Lemme have some H2o or something.

But she wouldn't fucking wait and called the male "piss watchman" over.

It was a rough morning. It wasn't happening... and I was bearing down kinda hard, when all of a sudden I ripped one. Like one of those Mouse Squeek kinda ones. And for some odd reason. Perhaps the stress of the moment, the thing was fucking foul.

I felt so embarassed.

The dude was like.... "Goddamn, Ima just tell em' you good.... jus' tell em you're good to check in."

While dosing I noticed a waft of Lysol or some other such "ass spray" on the breeze.

Fucking UA's

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Re: Supervised UAs?
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2017, 02:12:15 AM »
^^ ahaha omg that's hilarious!

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Re: Supervised UAs?
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2017, 09:16:58 PM »
^^^lol! "mouse squeak" ones. I instantly thought of the sound of air leaving a balloon when you open the end a little bit.
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