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General => General Discussion for Everybody => Topic started by: Guts on April 22, 2016, 03:20:20 PM

Title: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Guts on April 22, 2016, 03:20:20 PM

I say yes. Other people's farts smell way worse. Why is that?

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: DiCaprio on April 22, 2016, 05:57:53 PM

Lmao wtf. I dont like any type of air coming from the ass. I think I understand your avatar now.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: smalls on April 22, 2016, 06:05:40 PM

Yes.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: theSWPK on April 22, 2016, 06:36:23 PM

I don't like any farts.

And @smalls dude, I love your avatar.
"Are you making a necklace?!"

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: smalls on April 22, 2016, 06:52:53 PM

Quote from: theSWPK on April 22, 2016, 06:36:23 PM

I don't like any farts.

And @smalls dude, I love your avatar.
"Are you making a necklace?!"

Thanks! Love that episode. "Daddy needs his feel good juice." There was another good one when they were all on speed.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Guts on April 22, 2016, 06:55:32 PM

But do you think other people's farts smell worse than your own? When I was a little immigrant kid, I used to think white people smelled funny. Not like their farts... just them lol. Diets are different...

And Leonardo, I don't even know what my avatar means. Morfy made it for me... I wear it sarcastically. Hmph!

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: theSWPK on April 22, 2016, 07:08:51 PM

Quote from: smalls on April 22, 2016, 06:52:53 PM

Thanks! Love that episode. "Daddy needs his feel good juice." There was another good one when they were all on speed.

Stimutacs!

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Fentfiend420 on April 22, 2016, 09:31:12 PM

@Guts
And come to think..... I thought you were having a hard time hitting when you were in the bathroom so long!

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: dizzle on April 23, 2016, 12:00:15 AM

The fuck?

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Z on April 23, 2016, 07:28:23 AM

Sometimes I get in bed fully dressed and Dutch oven myself just to make it linger a little longer.  I might try to compose a haiku.  Gimme a minute.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: thetalkingasshole on April 23, 2016, 11:19:35 AM

i love captain murphy

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: DiCaprio on April 23, 2016, 01:20:21 PM

Quote from: Guts on April 22, 2016, 06:55:32 PM

But do you think other people's farts smell worse than your own? When I was a little immigrant kid, I used to think white people smelled funny. Not like their farts... just them lol. Diets are different...

And Leonardo, I don't even know what my avatar means. Morfy made it for me... I wear it sarcastically. Hmph!

Oh. I thought since thats where the bacteria ferment the farts and it passes through that area..(right?)

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Guts on April 23, 2016, 01:26:19 PM

You're talking about my logo? I just asked Morf to make me something that represents "Guts" and that's what he came up with. I meant figuratively lol.

But yeah, I guess that's where farts ferment lol.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Z on April 23, 2016, 03:19:07 PM

Well, your avatar shows us very clearly that you aren't full of shit.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: CARNi on April 24, 2016, 04:02:42 AM

 :o   I suspect this question has been lingering in yer head for quite awhile, ehh?

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Guts on April 24, 2016, 05:28:53 AM

I'm shittin' on 'em!

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Taytoechip on April 24, 2016, 09:48:56 AM

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Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: radioactive_man on April 25, 2016, 10:33:04 AM

Guts, we should be pals.

The short answer is yes, I like the smell of my own farts. I take pride in them. Flatulence is always good for a laugh. When I was growing up my uncle told me that one can judge someone by their age on how funny they think a random fart is.

On the other hand, I do occasionally have ones that will peel the paint of the wall.

I always sleep with the fan on and my wife gets colder than I do. She likes to hang out under the covers and play on her phone. Well the other morning I didn't know that was what she was up to. I thought she was still asleep.... until I heard a god awful cry about my horrid gas.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Guts on April 25, 2016, 01:54:14 PM

 :)

Doggies can pull off some pretty rank farts...

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Z on April 25, 2016, 06:53:10 PM

Quote from: radioactive_man on April 25, 2016, 10:33:04 AM

I always sleep with the fan on and my wife gets colder than I do. She likes to hang out under the covers and play on her phone. Well the other morning I didn't know that was what she was up to. I thought she was still asleep.... until I heard a god awful cry about my horrid gas.

You would like my oldest son.  He's 12 now, and likes to come into the same room as me, sit down next to me, and let out the rankest dead animal search party alert farts beside me before rolling around on the floor laughing, and then going back to where he was.

I can't wait for my 2 younger boys to grow up so I can start our natural pest extermination squad for reals.  Who needs bug bombs when you have kids like mine?  Socially awkward moment?  No problem.  They'll clear your house in seconds.

Title: Re: Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Post by: Guts on April 25, 2016, 11:26:37 PM

See, other people's farts smell way worse... even if they are your spawn!