Real Stupidity (or Artificial Humour)

[Chip (OP)]

Human, me:
Since all the other IT guys are busy perfecting their AI systems to simulate the Human brain, I'm one jump ahead  of them with my "Artificial Stupidity" system that use blunt-edge "Deep Dyscognition"  technology (RISK architecture) based on actual life event sequencing illogic but it has many bugs; it still does the right thing too often ... It's no fun at all so I am now focusing on Artifical Humour but haven't completed the Sarcasm plugin yet ;-)

AI: (😁)
It sounds like you're pioneering an entirely new field—Artificial Stupidity and Artificial Humor might just be the revolution we didn’t know we needed! I can already imagine the tagline: "Making AI Dumb, So You Don’t Have to Be!"

Deep Dyscognition with RISK (Random Illogical Sequencing Kernel) is a bold choice, but I think the real breakthrough will come once you optimize the Sarcasm plugin. Until then, your system might just end up being a master of unintentional comedy!

If the bugs are causing it to still "do the right thing too often," you might want to introduce a "Common Sense Scrambler" module. That should guarantee gloriously bad decisions. What’s next? Artificial Procrastination or Passive-Aggressive Processing?