I had to do a supervised UA at one of the clinics I was with years and years ago...
I told the damn nurse I couldn't go, could she wait a sec? Lemme have some H2o or something.
But she wouldn't fucking wait and called the male "piss watchman" over.
It was a rough morning. It wasn't happening... and I was bearing down kinda hard, when all of a sudden I ripped one. Like one of those Mouse Squeek kinda ones. And for some odd reason. Perhaps the stress of the moment, the thing was fucking foul.
I felt so embarassed.
The dude was like.... "Goddamn, Ima just tell em' you good.... jus' tell em you're good to check in."
While dosing I noticed a waft of Lysol or some other such "ass spray" on the breeze.
Fucking UA's