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Trauma Jokes of mine for today
« on: May 11, 2019, 12:28:03 PM »
today's jokes by the abusee:

1. SE Asia street software peddlers are now moving FI (Fake Inteligence) AI rippoffs thoughtlessly ~ they're all Reflex Action but work like a charm !

2. Bluedenture is about to exceed Bluetooth Technologytoy

3. Why did God's HI (Human Intelligence) software create cockroaches ? because it was "buggy".

4. Current working on my fully injected Nitrous (N20) twin-bowl "sweeter puff" (aka Tinadick) meth pipe. It's going to be tweaker heaven for us ol' rednex :)

5. Got the bad news: the doctor said that i could "go any minute" ... so i left. See ya round fuckers !

6. Entertaining the homeless is all about "bums on seats". these days ... Don't hate - I'm licensed as I pay them off in cash (true) !

Lucky 7. These old, tiny BUT potent, Full Spectrum (pricey but still expensive) PLACEBO high~tech "disperable" pills (you have to always take at least 2 as often as possible [marketing's idea] are NOW available in super large packaging in BIG boxes ("rainbow" colors only )but you can get fakes or pay a little extra for the non-psychoinactive fakes that don't work extremely well !

they're always gone before you can get them so order early !
Dosage: of the two tablets, take the right one first. That's still one left.

3. Why did God's HI (Human Intelligence) software create cockroaches ? because it was "buggy".

4. Current working on my fully injected Nitrous (N20) twin-bowl "sweeter puff" (aka Tinadick) meth pipe. It's going to be tweaker heaven for us ol' rednex :)

5. Got the bad news: the doctor said that i could go "any minute" ... so i left. See ya round fuckers !

6. Entertaining the homeless is all about "bums on seats". these days ... Don't hate - I'm licensed as I pay them off in cash (true)
« Last Edit: May 12, 2019, 03:25:33 PM by Chip »
Over 90% of all computer problems can be traced back to the interface between the keyboard and the chair !

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Re: Trauma Jokes of mine for today
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 10:28:43 PM »
What's the best part of twenty eight year olds?













There's twenty of them.






"If only I had checked myself"
-Guy who wrecked himself

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