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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2016, 07:23:46 PM »
So I guess a heart attack is when one of the blood hoses (I dunno the technical name) in your heart get clogged... so I guess it's possible for more than one to get clogged at the same time?
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2016, 10:47:21 PM »
one of the blood hoses (I dunno the technical name)
thats a pretty strange thing for an iv drug user to say dont ya think?
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2016, 10:52:22 PM »
Not the veins lol. The ventricles or the artery or whatever... I dunno technically which part clogs up... and I thought blood hoses was kinda funny.
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2016, 10:55:11 PM »
I liked " blood hoses" for the record
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2016, 11:14:30 PM »
Not the veins lol. The ventricles or the artery or whatever... I dunno technically which part clogs up... and I thought blood hoses was kinda funny.

Just pullin your balls

Blood hoses was indeed funny
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2016, 07:48:09 AM »
i taught myself to grind my teeth in my sleep after hearing that like 39 spiders hang out inside your mouth everynight.

they'll not be fucking with me again anytime soon.

oh and

Yeah, yeah.  My favourite study says that placebo is more effective then antidepressants for many people.

Now I'm just thinking about some guro guro hentai blood hoses flying out and, well...  Never fear.  Uncyclopedia saved me with an article on how to avoid tentacle rape by blood hosez.  Crisis averted.
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2016, 11:21:00 AM »
@Guts Nah homes people have heart attacks without even realizing it.
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2016, 02:58:21 PM »
Droppin some medical knowledge on y'all:

When one or more of the coronary arteries, blood vessels that supply oxygen to the heart muscle, get clogged up partially or completely, this causes what's known as a myocardial infarction, or "heart attack." When someone has more than one, they are referring to having one, and then some time later on having another incident.

A cerebral infarction is known commonly as a "stroke" and happens when one of the blood vessels supplying the brain with oxygen gets clogged up.

Thromboemboli, or blood clots that migrate through the arteries and end up getting lodged at some point, blocking blood flow, are usually responsbile for MIs and CIs.
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2016, 04:29:01 PM »
OK, I will bite.
You wanted a woman's view on pick up artists, well I can tell you that I have never been charmed by that kind of shit.
I like a man who can just be himself.
What attracts me most to a guy is a good sense of humor and someone who doesn't take himself so seriously.

I am more impressed by how a man treats a woman, and by that I mean being respectful, kind, considerate, and doesn't feel some need to act like a macho asshole, or push sex to far to fast. If I want to fuck you, I will let you know. No need to push yourself on me when I have made it clear I am not attracted to you. 
I have met many men over the years in bars and out with friends who use the same awful pick up lines and while I applaud a guy for trying, it can get old. Buy me a drink and let's talk.

I have been with the same man for 11 years now, so dating isn't an issue anymore, but if it were, I would not even know where to start.
Maybe a seminar on how to pick up men?
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2016, 05:04:57 PM »
   @candy Thanks for a lady's perspective. I wish there were more women like you. Its like sometimes I gotta force myself to be a dick just to get these girls interested. 

    I try to be a " good guy" but its like chicks dont want that these days.
   Sometimes I sit there and get straight turned off that I gotta be a dick when I dont even want to, because these girls respond to that a lot better..

    And the worst part is that girls will always say the exact same thing; they want a super nice guy that holds the door and cuddles with them and is polite and confident and all that stuff. But then you see the exact same girls with just about the biggest douche bag ever.
 
  Girls like you and others are out there but its rare for them to say what they want and that actually being it.
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2016, 05:06:29 PM »
Everyone wants what they can't have...
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2016, 05:09:33 PM »
Everyone wants what they can't have...

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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2016, 05:11:03 PM »
To bust nuts on? I don't get it  :-\
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2016, 05:12:38 PM »
To bust nuts on? I don't get it  :-\

if its too loud, you're too old!
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2016, 05:24:13 PM »
Do you guys think it would be lame to take a girl out to go fishing and then see animals in the zoo on a first date? I mean, do you think she would like it or be like " your ass should of jut bought me lobster and taken me to a movie"!
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Re: Pick Up Artists
« Reply #44 from previous page: May 03, 2016, 05:29:17 PM »
People would be good to head @candy advice. Whores/idiots respond to pick up lines, real woman want someone who's not a boy.
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