Author Topic: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.  (Read 5392 times)

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #14 from previous page: February 22, 2016, 02:42:29 AM »
I've swam with dolphins a few times and one time one male dolphin In particular was very fond of me, super playful and mushy, bringing me gifts and food. Singing and splashing. ....my husband was actually jealous. Like real jealousy, he said he got a very strong vibe from the guy(dolphin) and it was like nothing he ever felt from animal before.
I was in heaven and in total bliss.  One of the best experiences of my life.


I wish I remembered where I heard this and could cite a source but I once hard that a female trainee dolphin handler quit because she was expected to masturbate the male dophins in her care. IIRC she was told to do it to establish a bond with the dolphins. 

The doplhins you swam wioth, St. T, they were not wild but held in a pen at the ocean? I'm thinking that to introduce them to people trainers "bonded" with them. He saw you and maybe thought he was getting more love? Your husband probably had cause to be jealous.

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2016, 05:37:41 AM »
I'm surprised those Chinese tourists didn't just hack up the poor dolphin for its body parts.

I'm not trying to be crass or racist. The Chinese have a millennia-long, well-established record of using animal parts for medicinal purposes, or even food in some instances.

Tiger penises for impotency cures. Shark fin soup. A certain type of bird's nest that is made into a soup that's an expensive delicacy. I'm sure there are many more.

On a more shallow note: WTF is up with those teeny, tiny, skimpy briefs on the guys? Ugg. So, so unattractive. I guess they don't like board shorts?

Men in skin tight bathing suits or speedos are gross IMO. Add in some gold chains and you've got pornstar-esque players. Sexxxxxxxy.  ::) 
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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2016, 11:13:47 AM »
Dead cat, that particular dolphin was trained but no longer captive. He was a doll. He had an aura of pure joy and everything was fun. There was a trainer that knew these creatures but also didn't have any control over where or when they came and went.

I also swam with dolphins that were in the Atlantic but we're captive. They were just as beautiful but you could tell that they were at work. Everything was fun and all was good but you knew when the trainer blew his whistle that your bond was done.


Just for the record I didn't have dolphin sex. And I don't kiss and tell.

Lol about the chick tossing off Dolphins.

Fun fact (idk if it's really fact)...I heard that a dolphin splooges so forcefully that if you were servicing him orally you would be at risk for a neck break. Lol look it up.
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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2016, 11:43:06 AM »
I've always wondered how fish (dolphins are too fish) have sex... do they thrust? Like in the water? Seems hard... does one have to be upside down? I'm not really sure where a dolphin dick is located...

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2016, 04:29:14 PM »
I've always wondered how fish (dolphins are too fish) have sex... do they thrust? Like in the water? Seems hard... does one have to be upside down? I'm not really sure where a dolphin dick is located...



Dolphins are mammals...

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2016, 04:47:58 PM »


Dolphins are mammals...

I know... I was joking...  :blank: <- That's the back of my head you're seeing as I run away.

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2016, 05:01:54 PM »
I know... I was joking...  :blank: <- That's the back of my head you're seeing as I run away.

I'm sorry...I didn't know you were joking...I'm having a bad day...apologies...

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2016, 05:31:07 PM »
I'm sorry...I didn't know you were joking...I'm having a bad day...apologies...

No worries... hope things get better... someone I know used to say "the worm will turn". I never knew exactly what it meant but it made me feel better.

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2016, 07:34:53 PM »
No worries... hope things get better... someone I know used to say "the worm will turn". I never knew exactly what it meant but it made me feel better.
"When Shakespeare used that simple phrase, "The worm has turned," he knew his audience would understand its meaning and origin. A widely used expression even today, it indicates a reversal of fortune, but few who use it know why. "Worm" is a common term for 'dragon.'"
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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2016, 08:52:38 PM »
This is how fish make LOVE!:



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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2016, 08:59:43 PM »
Motherfuckin gayfish! That was funny Zoops... South Park is the best.

SWPK: I figured that's what it meant figuratively or whatever but I didn't know what a worm had to do with anything lol. Thanks for filling me in.

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2016, 09:54:28 PM »
I was wondering how long the gay fish would take to be posted.

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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2016, 05:55:41 AM »
As far as I am aware and I think I actually saw this once on some PBS/Nat Geo type show about animal mating/relationships, that dolphins actually do it "face to face" as in the guy dolphin and his girlfriend dolphin having completed whatever mating ritual they have come together in the water belly to belly like and he goes in and they kinda swim around while doing it and IIRC he does do some bump and grind, as does she.  I could be little off on some details as I saw this a long time ago, but they definitely do it facing each other as it were and swim mostly while doing it, though they occasionally like wade or slow down.  And, as I also recall they are fairly large downstairs. 

I don't know, nor do I know if anyone does, maybe John Lilly, if the female cums, and if so how regularly, and how often per "session".
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Re: Dolphin dies for the perfect selfie....people suck.
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2016, 10:53:40 PM »
Oh here's a little clip from nat geo on the promiscuity of Dolphins ...

They make them sound like fucking assholes. So please take it with a grain of salt.

Male on male dolphin sex is common and they have little extra love hole for the pleasure of boy on boy banging... This is one of the many reasons that make me believe homosexuality is completely natural even when it comes down to our species. (Not that my opinion on the matter matters, but I can elaborate if anyone wants) homosexuality is natural. Just like most things that make us feel good, it's been twisted and turned into a sin.


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