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Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« on: September 19, 2015, 06:15:00 AM »
While I sure miss the archived content, Im not really fond of the idea of paying for it.

With that being said there was a lot of great stuff.  Full of memories and nostalgia.

I mean shit, damn near a decade of frequenting the place.

So the other night I kept laughing to my self as I was thinking of Jackys "shitting through my mouth" post and who ever the slightly odd cat was (it alludes me) that posted the angry hornet thread.

Haha  the angry hornet was fucking gold!

What were other good ones?

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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2015, 06:28:22 AM »
The post by gnd about when he was renting a building of some kind, and he had acquired a kitten somehow. So he got the kitten a little litterbox. But one day while he was sleeping the landlord popped in , and saw the littlerbox. But with no knowledge of the kitty, he accused gnd of shitting in the litterbox. the way he wrote the post was perfect. i still fucking laugh. rip.
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2015, 06:33:33 AM »
The post by gnd about when he was renting a building of some kind, and he had acquired a kitten somehow. So he got the kitten a little litterbox. But one day while he was sleeping the landlord popped in , and saw the littlerbox. But with no knowledge of the kitty, he accused gnd of shitting in the litterbox. the way he wrote the post was perfect. i still fucking laugh. rip.
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2015, 06:44:15 AM »
the flicked a bag thread was pretty funny i suppose, In my opinion, not as funny as some made it out to be, but funny nontheless
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2015, 07:05:05 AM »
Ahh yes.  Opio obsessed.

I thought the i flicked a bag was funny.  Not nearly as funny as the pics chuck took of his hot girlfriend in lingerie on the dirtiest floor ive ever seen tho!

Also, I remembered the guy that took ambien and shot himself in the foot with a .22.

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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2015, 07:06:53 AM »
I still think The Chef's post about trying to suck his own dick one night when he was drunk as fuck and the resulting injuries he sustained was fucking hi-LAR-ious!  The guy could be an asshole for sure, but that post made me crack the fuck up every single time I read it.

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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2015, 07:55:30 AM »
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2015, 08:25:14 AM »
Ahh yes.  Opio obsessed.

I thought the i flicked a bag was funny.  Not nearly as funny as the pics chuck took of his hot girlfriend in lingerie on the dirtiest floor ive ever seen tho!

Also, I remembered the guy that took ambien and shot himself in the foot with a .22.

I remember obsessed, and he was always with the drama.

and Chuck's antics.

but shooting yourself in the foot on ambien is just nuts.
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2015, 09:06:19 AM »
the flicked a bag thread was pretty funny i suppose, In my opinion, not as funny as some made it out to be, but funny nontheless
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2015, 09:07:36 AM »
The post by gnd about when he was renting a building of some kind, and he had acquired a kitten somehow. So he got the kitten a little litterbox. But one day while he was sleeping the landlord popped in , and saw the littlerbox. But with no knowledge of the kitty, he accused gnd of shitting in the litterbox. the way he wrote the post was perfect. i still fucking laugh. rip.


This is what I meant to quote
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2015, 12:04:12 PM »
Ahh yes.  Opio obsessed.

I thought the i flicked a bag was funny.  Not nearly as funny as the pics chuck took of his hot girlfriend in lingerie on the dirtiest floor ive ever seen tho!

Also, I remembered the guy that took ambien and shot himself in the foot with a .22.

Was worse than that, he shot himself in the knee with his pop's hunting rifle. He only posted for a month or so, but definitely made an impact.

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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2015, 12:52:55 PM »
what a most unfortunate dude - a shot in the knee and you're a cripple !
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2015, 02:57:43 PM »
Chuck and his "sexy" girlfriend.  She looked like a drugged Russian mail-order bride. 

He was such an arrogant dumbass.

That kid Greenfox was funny to read.  Like an ADHD kid hopped up on sugar, coke, AND meth.  Very dramatic.  Back in 2006, he actually told some people that he and I had met to have sex.  I think he said he was living in Cleveland.  I was living in Lexington at the time.  In NO WAY did I ever meet that guy.  That severely pissed me off.  I'm pretty sure it was Flipside who told me that. 

Resorcinol's posts.  Very intelligent. 

The drama of BluTuesday.  Such a scamming bitch.  I wonder how many male members she had on the line.  I kinda felt sorry for Jonny5 for falling for her shit.

Inspektahdek's posts.  His fent smoking guide was awesome. 

Some of Jacky's posts about herbs. 
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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2015, 08:14:49 PM »
Erry post I ever made was pure gold. And don't you forget it!

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Re: Your favorite Phile threads/posts
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2015, 09:58:52 PM »
how about the thread above the dudes roommate or whatever smoking the op's drugs. his name escapes me, but the thread was called something like tooting on a hot summer day i think?
he didnt finished his story in the post, but kept coming back every little bit to say he was sorry and was going to finish it asap. for years it went on. i still dont know that he ever finished it.
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