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Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« on: September 15, 2015, 09:46:24 AM »
source: http://time.com/4033707/florida-man-texting-narcotics/

Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs

A wrong number led him to "someone who knows all too much about illegal drugs”

Texting a message to the wrong person can get you in trouble, but usually not like this: a Florida man looking to buy drugs accidentally exchanged texts with narcotics official.

Last week, 29-year-old William Lamberson was charged with one count of possession of cocaine with the intent to sell, the Washington Post reports. His run-in with the law begin when he texted a contact about buying some marijuana—only he got in touch with the wrong number.

“It turns out, Lamberson’s misdial connected him to someone who knows all too much about illegal drugs,” the Martin County Sheriff’s office said in a statement. “Unbeknownst to Lamberson, he was mistakenly trying to score with the Captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit.”

During their conversation, the captain asked Lamberson if he had any cocaine to sell, to which Lamberson allegedly answered, “I actually do man. Lol.” They agreed to meet up, but instead of a client, Lamberson collided with narcotics authorities who quickly arrested him.

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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2015, 09:57:10 AM »
I read this on The Huffington Post
This a.m.
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2015, 11:44:17 AM »
THink about all those slippery criminals that cops have to get warrants for a wire tap, hours & hours of surveillance, etc..., and then you have this guy.

I'm sure he's telling his cell mates that the fuzz only nabbed him after 2 years of phone taps and his dingbat girlfriend slipped-up once on the phone, and that's how he was caught.


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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2015, 11:47:45 AM »
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2015, 12:00:17 PM »
That's a quinky dink
That the cops number was so close
To the dealer

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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2015, 03:15:09 PM »
Why is he trying to deal to an unknown number / unknown person anyway?

I've never dealt drugs, but I sure as hell wouldn't deal to unknown entities if I did. 

I vote the guy is just incredibly stupid. 
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2015, 03:17:47 PM »
Darwin Award candidate. click on Darwin_AwardsWiki
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2015, 05:51:32 PM »
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2015, 06:36:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2015, 03:28:57 AM »
This is what I call, " fucking up".

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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2015, 07:32:02 AM »
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

anyone interested in state-based humor should check that out.

This site is totally worth spending 30 minutes or more at.  Crazy shit.  A lot like People at Wal Mart site.

Passenger Shaming is another decent site (people behaving badly on jets).

You wonder if in 3000 years, the civilization looking back at us in the early 2000s will be seeing Moon Landing, and other noble efforts, or just sites that show the worst humanity in the 2000s had to offer.

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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2015, 07:51:15 AM »
I often wonder the same thing
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2015, 10:41:41 AM »
When i lived in clearwater Florida this wrong number used to hit me up all the time wanting meth. I didn't use speed or know anyone who did at the time.but he was persistent and continued to call and ask for a sac and to serve him numerous times. I had to change my number.
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Re: Florida Man Accidentally Texts Police Captain About Buying Drugs
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Woot woot !  Go Morfy, go Morfy :)

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